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One of my all time faves.

Good for Kenyon

I really miss the old newsprint version of The Sporting News. SO much better than Sports Illustrated.

@JessicaHuseman Love my smart bird feeder.

Conway came back twice today. bf points out his last name should obviously be Tweety. What treats do you leave for a bird who doesn't know you are watching him eat the offerings you leave out

Got a @mybirdbuddy. Meet Conway Twitty, who hangs out in my backyard at around noon every day. app.mybirdbuddy.com/media/dallas-u…

Imagine - a bird crashing through the windscreen of your airplane into your face, taking out your left eye. And then being able to turn your head to deflect the blood in the roaring wind, and safely land. This man, my friend Syd Burrows, did just that. After the accident he changed his callsign to Cyclops and flew a full career. Syd passed away today at 95. He was proud to be the inspiration for the main character in my Apollo Murders thriller series. A long, beloved, good life, well-lived. Ad Astra, Syd. jalbrecht.ca/2.php?a=2&p=10

@JimmyTraina Well said!

I feel like everyone loves Conan O’Brien but we still don’t appreciate Conan O’Brien nearly as much as we should.

Interrupting my social media hiatus to see if I'm too late to coin the Arizona-Long Island game as the "Iced Tea Bowl"

“Here’s some free advice for Trump and Miller: Minnesotans are winter people. Don’t come for winter people in winter. They’re not afraid of the cold. Just the opposite.” nytimes.com/2026/03/15/opi…

@AnimalGeoLife Vader

What name would you give this dog?

@AnimalGeoLife Darth

@marissavoss I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you like sports.

Watching the WBC is a recipe for the best Friday night plans.

@VitalVegas I’m far from a great Vegas mind, but the Stardust sign was one of my all time favorites.

If you ignore that other worst day, this was the worst day in the history of Las Vegas.

Most people don’t think about the law until something goes wrong. Legal wellness starts with knowledge. And every story and letter in the book comes from real cases — because the goal is simple: help people protect themselves before problems spiral out of control.

@mcguirereports Has to be one of the few places remaining from the original opening.

Goodbye, buffalo wings and short shorts. After 33 years, the Mall of America Hooters will close on Sunday, March 22nd. (Fun fact: I had my first date there in high school. No, seriously.)

Every morning, he walks around the block just to say hello to his old dog friend.They show up like it’s an appointment 🥹

He’s been frozen for 47 minutes because his little human is using him as a pillow… doggo loyalty at its finest.

Imagine beating Edina and Minnetonka in 24 hours

@ChrisLongKSTP Great camera work by the @kstc45 crew!!!

And it’s a one goal game. Zac Zimmerman’s deflection cuts Tonka’s lead to 4-3 w 6:36 to go. Moorhead has momentum.

@RealRodLacroix That’s awesome!!

My daughter just texted that she just realized she is only 2 days away from 3.5 years sober. There is hope in the world. My daughter is proof of it.

Here's a look at ticket availability for hockey games being held today at NHL arenas in the United States! First, the NHL games and second, the Class AA championship of the Minnesota High School Boys Hockey State Tournament. #TheTourney26