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Trying to write erotica but I'm almost in my mid-50s so everything is like, "It felt good, like putting on a brand new pair of socks for the first time."
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
New Hampshire, USA Katılım Mart 2008
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I’d be more excited for the World Cup if Ted Lasso was in it.
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@JustDaddyNow Don’t rub it in.
That’s what she says to me.
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@RealRodLacroix That’s not what she says to me Rodney
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ED Commercial: With our treatments, you can last even an hour or more.
My wife: Ugh.
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teacher: your son needs help with math
me: I'll give it 110%
teacher: maybe your wife could do it?
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@StandUpKevin 7.7k is 4.8 miles. I did 5 on Tuesday and 5 on Thursday.
Assuming I don't die by cannoli poisoning while in Italy at the beginning of May, I should be okay. ;)
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@RealRodLacroix Great! Registering is one thing. Completing it is something else. Wishing you the best!
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I've decided to ween myself off my pills to help me sleep.
Anyway, it's 2:15 AM so you can see how well that is working.
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The new season of The Bachelorette was pulled so now I will have to watch something else which I was going to do anyway who cares.
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@RealRodLacroix Is seriously thinking of chucking it all in and finding some sunny beach on some sunny island that needs an incompetent bartender.
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@RealRodLacroix As a travel agent, Rodney, you should be able to organize that excursion for me on my next vacation...🤣
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You have better odds of seeing Bigfoot riding the Loch Ness Monster than you do of seeing an Amazon truck drive by my house without stopping.
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@TahoeMelissa @RealRodLacroix An hour's too long, a minute's not long enough. 🤔 There's just no pleasing you ladies 🤣
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I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year.
Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage
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Me: Hey guys, I need you to go through your summer clothes and anything that doesn’t fit, put in this ba-
*sound of front door slamming*
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My hairdresser said my hair was getting thicker so I may need a new stylist because clearly she has cataracts.
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YAY! The stock market is up todaOH okay never mind it's way back down.
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