Tom Fez 🤷🏼‍♂️

@The_Forty_Four Danny Pugh

Name the most random footballer you can think of.🎲 I’m not talking about a Michu or Adel Taarabt… see how outlandish you can go🫵👀

@eurofootcom Scum of the lake! Forza Lecco 🩵💙🦅

⛰️🌊 Como's stadium before the match against Venezia in Serie A. 😍🇮🇹

@iamtomskinner @wizzair What’s his weight Tom? No point only giving half the facts.

@nocontextfm1 @Rikspresso so true!!

@eurofootcom Fuck como, scum of the lake. Lecco all the way 🦅

😂🇪🇸 Pepe Reina's initiation song for Como was absolutely class... 🎤🎶 « LAAA BAMBAAA » 🔥

@Copa90 Thanks for adding the piano, crying now

Ten years ago today, Bojan Krkić signed for Stoke City

@mrdanwalker @Screwfix Blown away…. Very clever Dan, very clever

An update on Tony’s tools which were stolen overnight… Genuinely blown away by the response - as is Tony - who is really emotional because of the outpouring of kindness. So many individuals, families and companies offered to help - I went with the first ones who were @Screwfix who are going to replace everything ❤️❤️❤️ Social media can be a pit of despair but occasional it reminds you that there are some decent humans out there.

@maqwelll @CarliLloyd Giles Barnes @mikecalv28

Tournament hasn’t even started and we already have an all timer clip, god I cannot wait to watch this shitshow unfold. You may have blocked me @CarliLloyd but my love surpasses any barriers

@SamanthaQuek Copycat

@AndyRobsonTips @Gerry_Taggart 😘

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@HowThingsWork_ Hertha are massive

Repellent spray anyone? 🦟

@historyinmemes Como merde

Stunning view from the gates of the Hotel Villa Cipressi in Lake Como, Italy twitter.com/Sadie2901/stat…

@5_News @mrdanwalker Trainers @mrdanwalker? Hardly appropriate for reading the news is it 🙄

The Prime Minister has said flights carrying asylum seekers will take off for Rwanda in ten to twelve weeks. @MrDanWalker reminds us of the government's milestones and setbacks over the last two years, since the plan was first announced.

@AndyRobsonTips Tandoori Hot 🥵🌶️😮‍💨

Right, who wants a Dominos? Champions League night tradition, so I don’t mind sorting some pizzas out for a couple of you. To enter, just reply to this tweet with your favourite toppings. I’ll pick the winners before 7pm.

@stokecity Great appointment

Jonathan Walters has been appointed as the permanent Sporting Director of Stoke City.

@RocketLong3 @SoccerAM Shagger

Badda Badda Bing! Looking to interview some ex Soccerettes. If you featured on @socceram as a Soccerette and fancy a chat please get in touch. #greatage #soccerette

@mrdanwalker Such a good egg aren’t you Dan

@stokecity x.com/decentpatter/s…

Schumacher is a Potter ✊

@Rikspresso He’d be a good assistant manager ⚽️ 💻 🤓

Powerful stuff 💪🏽 💛