аят vanderlaye

Like nature, I abhor vacuuming.

so arsenal are reliant on set pieces and currently have a lower % than manutd who were not reliant on set pieces hmmm

and in the sentence before this "Arsenal have scored 21 goals from set pieces in the Premier League this season -- more than any other team in Europe's top five leagues. That total for 34.4% of their league goals."

it seems journalists know how to write, but do they know how to read their own words? the cope here is fantastic.

Anyone who thinks Man Utd are in the title race is mentally unwell or farming clicks

Gary Neville watching Arsenal Chelsea for 40 minutes and constantly whinging “That this is a cup tie is the only thing stopping me from having a proper whinge” What a miserable soul.

I’m always reassured by the number of people that don’t get xG as it makes clear to me that there will always be money in the banana stand.

I don’t understand how professional goalkeepers are so bad at saving penalties.

I like finding food that expired >5 years ago and deciding, without google, whether I or not I should try it to see how it tastes.

Paqueta getting two yellow cards for holding his hands up is ridiculous. Almost as bad refereeing as martinellis two yellows in ten seconds a few years back.

its impossible to find music better than that which you enjoyed when you were in your teens.

You’re nothing else but shining

@ariehkovler Golf>>

Sure, 11am. No rush. Not very important.

A Syrian man shocked after he sees Israel for the first time... Video Credit: @united4077/TikTok

It’s striking how the left want Iran to have nuclear weapons but don’t want to have nuclear reactors in their own countries as a source of clean power.

Hey @Keir_Starmer @DavidLammy Just three months ago - YOUR government issued a statement in Parliament about the *GROWING* Iranian threat to the UK. You said that Iran had tried to attack the UK many times.... You said that Iran has become increasingly emboldened... You said Iran has been attacking the UK with increasing frequency. You said that in the last three years there have been dozens of lethal Iranian plots to harm UK citizens... Your government said all this about Iran just three months ago. So HOW DARE YOU criticise Israel for attacking an enemy state of the United Kingdom? Shouldn't you just be saying "thank you Israel for doing what we have all been too cowardly to do?

@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Thanks, I’ve tried that but your help team seem to be unable to read what my issue is and just repeat a line about how sorry they are while doing absolutely nothing

@vanderlaye @Deliveroo Hi there, I am sorry to hear that your experience did not go as you expected. So we can help you, please go to order help, select a recent order and then use the help section. Alternatively, you can Dm us with the email associated with your account and order details and we wil...

@Deliveroo have not refunded me after they didn't get a driver to bring me food to 30 mins! and didn't tell me. are they going bust that they have decided it's cheaper to take your money and not hire a driver?

💥BREAKING NEWS: A sensational revelation from Torns IF makes The International Football Association Board (@TheIFAB) consider a rule change to the offside law. A thread.🧵

Half time team talk “Lads, it’s United”