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lady at costco stopped me at the entrance because she thought i didn’t look like the picture they have on file. it’s called looksmaxxing you bitch

@justalexoki i only read it because elizabeth holmes said it was good

i was so excited to read this book. one of the best selling books in the world. and then it's just new age slop. like 200 pages of bullshit. never been more disappointed in my life. might be the worst book I've ever read in my entire life. why the hell is this so popular

i forgive you, you stupid foid,

some people leave twitter and i will still remember them years later. some people are instantly forgotten. i think the doomer zoomer guy who was running that unpaid ad group chat will be the latter

i’m graduating this week but my number to be a longshoreman at the port is coming up so i could do that if the job search doesn’t work out. i want to be one of the union henchmen

i’m graduating in 1 week so i applied for a job at the corporate office of the grocery store i work at for a position that’s perfect for my degree and i think they called my boss to ask about me

just clocked someone on here posing as gen z but they just referred to a therapist as a “shrink”. gen z doesn’t use that word

it’s called investing

she really is a millennial 😭i haven't seen this joke format since 2014

@triangledread sure why not

@visualbasic97 A bunch of L Ron Hubbard books are on sale at my local bookstore for dirt cheap, should I buy? Also I think you can do dianetics without leaning into the cult stuff, but I'm not sure. It just sounded like self help type stuff iirc

i genuinely feel very lost and i’ve kind of been gravitating towards scientology. i’ve been interested in learning more about it ever since i learned about dianetics a few years ago but know people are gonna assume i’m doing it ironically

@stupidtranquil @wind_chim yeah chicken noodle soup is great. very nutritious

@visualbasic97 @wind_chim they have soup?

lamenting again the lack of drive thru soup

@ghoulhag is that the clavicular burger

does my coworker who made this all from scratch know she can quit her accountant job any time and open a bakery?

my life is pretty good but i would give it all up to be clav for 5 seconds as i get carried out of a club after overdosing.

@witnessborne did he retire from the hospital or did he just randomly start going there

My retired dad's new thing is eating lunch at the hospital employee cafeteria and now whenever something goes wrong in the kitchen at home he says "This would never happen at the hospital"

@Hollymore10703 i feel sick after every meal but i’m hoping that goes away once my body acclimates

@visualbasic97 That’s amazing

wait this is wuthering heights? i was under the impression that it was a classic and one of the best books ever written. it’s just female goonslop

@sebirocs how was it

@visualbasic97 I saw a bunch of Mexicans when I visited Prague

i kind of want to visit like eastern europe, poland, prague, budapest etc but i feel like they’ve never seen a mexican before and they would confuse for an afghan or something and would not take kindly to me not even trying to learn the language