tried to send low 5 figures worth of crypto to my robinhood account and coinbase made me send them a really humiliating video of myself talking to the camera and turning my head to a bunch of different angles. low key feeling molested

@visualbasic97 Let's check in on the "permissionless distributed finance" industry... Ah.

@visualbasic97 was it with persona?

@visualbasic97 Made u jestermaxx

@visualbasic97 icl I am surprised you are holding 5 figs in crypto working at a grocery store

@visualbasic97 We have to constantly go through bullshit like this to use our own money all because everyone over the age of 40 is retarded.

@visualbasic97 wait until the video gets 'leaked' and the hacker has to watch it too

@visualbasic97 You deserve this and worse for unironically still using coinbase in the big 2026.

@visualbasic97 not your keys, not your crypto. deserved

@visualbasic97 fucking coinbase had me turn my head and cough fuck you conbase

@visualbasic97 crypto kyc is a vibe killer

@visualbasic97 @sonoraSultan They also have that biometric scan of your face stored forever

@visualbasic97 That 3D scan of ur face was sent to indians btw

@visualbasic97 Fraudbase in the big 26

@visualbasic97 It's called the "goy shuffle" for a reason.

@visualbasic97 there are multiple crypto debit cards that dont require kyc if youre just looking for a way to offramp/spend

Coinbase is turning into a high security DMV. While they’re making you "turn your head" for low 5 figures, I’m hitting Ghost Gaps at 22 because I want to own the data, not be owned by it. Found a niche today with 412 daily searches and $0 in competition ($18k/mo play). I’d rather bank the "Live Google" glitch than do a "humiliating" dance for a CEX to move my own money.

@visualbasic97 Now bend over and spell RUN

@visualbasic97 😂😂😂

@visualbasic97 This isn't what crypto was about

@visualbasic97 That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while, you're funny.

@visualbasic97 Hyperliquid fixes this

@visualbasic97 OKAY

@visualbasic97 fiat currency solves this (it doesnt)

@visualbasic97 Lmfao

@visualbasic97 That real life shit ain't cooking at all

@visualbasic97 😂😂😂

@visualbasic97 you shared your face while sending "decentralized" currency. well deserved.

@visualbasic97 It's called the goy shuffle

@visualbasic97 @LynAldenContact

@visualbasic97 keep on phantom