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Has Twitter (sorry - X) become a dedicated US Election complaining (edit: /campaigning) platform? For the non-US, its getting a little boring....

@SESWater I doubt thats the case with my water pressure

Today’s #WaterSavingWeek tip is about the bathroom 🚿 Did you know that every minute you spend in a power shower uses up to 17 litres of water? Save money by setting a timer to keep your showers short, sweet & water-saving. Learn more: bit.ly/3tfqghz

@hjoneshojo SLAP - I thought was slang referring "a SLAP on the wrist", often used in the magistrate courts :-)

Legal action against tequila. A controversial form of legal action has appeared recently. Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation, known as SLAPPs , they are often used against investigative journalists. Tequila is a shot

@hjoneshojo @allanholloway @BarFlyUK1 @ScaryBiscuit @BurnsideNotTosh @Trampolinecare @chrisdaleoxford @JowettChristian @LaveenLadharam @KettlebellYard @Historylecturer @markparris 👍

Brainteaser: What connects the following places ? St Alban’s Lincoln Woburn Grantham Cheapside Lincoln @allanholloway @BarFlyUK1 @ScaryBiscuit @BurnsideNotTosh @Trampolinecare @chrisdaleoxford @JowettChristian @LaveenLadharam @KettlebellYard @Historylecturer @markparris

@Mr1000CR I had the SRI 130. A lack of power steering made parking interesting.......

Up next is a little racy number from Vauxhall, it's this 1987 Cavalier SRi. Honestly I'm not sure they've aged very well, those Momo Arrows don't help either. I think l would feel like a burk driving it, this coming from someone that owns an Alfa. #COTW. carandclassic.com/l/C1617384

Presenting our donation to SERVSL who do a fabulous job of supporting our NHS Hospitals everyday! @Horleylionsclub @serv_sl

@Baddiel I use Outlook / Office 365 on my Mac (and Android and iPad). Good cross platform connectivity.

If anyone knows why the search facility in Mail on Apple is quite so shit, I'd be interested to hear it. I put in my own name just now, and apparently I've had no emails ever.

@SkySportsF1 Parents race at my granddaughters sports day.

The race you're most looking forward to in 2023 is ________ 👇

Wow! What a year. 🤩 Amazing what we can achieve with amazing volunteers! We appreciate all of the hours you dedicate, for free, to our charity. 🙏🧡 #thankyou #joinus #volunteer

@elonmusk How many bots did you identify?

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@carshaltonviews Don't mention the ULEZ expansion - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

Some shots of Sutton in the rain this evening. But what's the latest plans to highlight the benefits of Sutton to retail businesses? sutton.gov.uk/-/sutton-counc…

@devereux1655 @Sandford_Police Probably the BS after the BOO ?

@Sandford_Police What’s the 85p for?

Effective immediately the riding of e-scooters anywhere within Sandford is banned If caught, you will face a £800.85 fine, points on your licence & up to 6 months imprisonment. Your scooter will be seized & crushed This is for #TheGreaterGood of all residents

@elonmusk What a lot of fuss and noise being generated over the potential $8 a month charge. Its optional..... PS - Can I have a free month?

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Sulking and walking off doesn't always work does it?

The way Ten Hag seems to delight in humiliating @Cristiano is pathetic. Sticking the world’s greatest ever footballer on the bench, making him repeatedly warm up, then not even use him as a sub, is just staggeringly disrespectful to United’s top scorer last season.

@SkySportsF1 Not bothering. Fallen out of love with the "sport", More political than politics.....

How and where are you watching FP1 today? #JapaneseGP 📷

@British_Airways How can I get an update on a claim for a cancelled flight - its been over 10 weeks since I raised it.

@essextimbo Janet said can you please keep them for her?

Gov advice from a bygone era. This dusty fag packet was in my loft. Leave a long stub, remove from mouth between puffs, inhale less & take fewer puffs!!!!

@British_Airways - we are currently on holiday and have had our return flight cancelled. Such a shame you don’t have any staff to answer the phones to help us. Fed up being cut off.

@UKTriumph @astro_timpeake @fosgoodwood In them and on them. Are there no earthly limits to that mans talent?

Yes, it is @astro_timpeake astride a Rocket 3 at @fosgoodwood. Go on, try and say something original. #Rocket3 #GoodwoodFOS

@BBCNews What a misleading headline. How about man with knife threatens police, is tasered but get up and JUMPS a barrier and JUMPS into the Thames. Trump has a point #FAkeNewsHeadlines

Man Tasered by police falls into River Thames bbc.in/3GOC2Sp