The Wasatchquatch

I've decided I'm going to do a series of tweets going through the sermon on the mount. Bear with me as I don't usually tweet. I hope people find my series helpful and encouraging and that it helps people find Jesus and follow him fully.

@tyromper If masterbation prevented cancer, most men would not get cancer... And yet...

Don't avoid sugar & processed foods we know cause cancer. Don't avoid booze & cigarettes which we know causes cancer. Don't hit the gym, sauna, & get physically fit like we know reduces risk of all diseases including cancer. What does mainstream tell guys....... Look at porn more for your health? THESE PEOPLE HATE YOU!!!!! Where's the health campaign telling men to hit the gym, eat whole real food, open their Bibles daily, walk 10,000 steps a day, & get outside in the sun???

@kangminlee I don't know if it's a translation problem, but Paul says to hold fast to his teachings about Christ, not just any traditions.

Here’s why I am disillusioned with modern evangelicalism. Evangelicalism has failed to appeal to tradition, like the Apostle Paul has commanded us to do. In 2 Thessalonians 2:15, the Apostle Paul says “So then, brothers and sisters, stand firm and hold fast to the teachings we passed on to you, whether by word of mouth or by letter.” However, many Evangelical Churches have disregarded or even object to historic Christian tradition in pursuit of what they deem to be more enlightening in the modern age. It’s just liberalism infecting the Church. I want to worship Christ with the faith of the apostles.

@mattyglesias This is answer is like saying the best "cancer injures vital organs and leads to death, therefore we must stop cancer from harming organs." It's a non answer. Of course 250 words or less asks for this type of answer.

I like this answer on the truancy crisis in DC schools drive.google.com/file/d/1fnC6dO…

@JamesTate121 Fraudulent hospice organizations.

Who is proud of cutting Hospices? WTF is wrong with you people?

@JamesAFurey No worries James, we serve a good God who sought you out. His you are a new creation and his grace is sufficient for you when the old man rears his ugly head.

Anyway, this is all very new to me, and I’m probably going to be a terrible Christian and fail to live up to His word, but I am ready to try, in my own small way, to become an instrument of His will. I pray that He will show me the way.

It is with some personal surprise that, after 30 years as an atheist, I’ve come to say: I believe in one God, the Father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible. I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Only Begotten Son of God, born of the Father before all ages. … I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son

@WallStreetMav Idiotic take

If Clarence Thomas or Samuel Alito retire in Trump’s term, keep the Federalist Society away from any decision making about their replacements. They gave us Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh who are shaping up to be more like John Roberts than Thomas and Alito. I want Mike Lee, Ron DeSantis, and Andrew Bailey in charge of the search committee for replacements. They would make sure the most lethal, right-wing, conservative justices are picked, more conservative than even Thomas and Alito, if that’s even possible. If we replace Thomas and Alito with more Barrett’s, we’re handing the Supreme Court over to the Democrats. Trump’s first 3 picks don’t have what it takes to defend the Constitution and save the country. His next 2 (if he gets those picks) MUST. Follow: @WallStreetMav

@alexthechick 🤣🤣🤣

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck? This is a serious question, did the NYT fire all its editors?

@SandyofCthulhu Have you seen Italians look like when you leave them out in the sun?

Since Christ’s time, Greeks, Romans, Persians, Mongols, Germans, Franks, British, Ottomans, and Seljuks all came through Israel. It’s the most thoroughly racially replaced land in the world. We have no idea what Jesus looked like nor his skin color. However, paintings from Christ’s time show white skin, and modern Levantinea are pale of skin so it’s plausible Christ was no darker than a modern Italian.

@BKbringhams @CollinRugg Because the creator of the universe told us to.

@CollinRugg Why do Christian’s push religion so much?

Astronaut Victor Glover delivers beautiful Easter message from space, praises God’s creation. “When I read the Bible and I look at all of the amazing things that were done for us…” “You're on a spaceship called Earth that was created to give us a place to live in the universe, in the cosmos.” “In all of this emptiness, this is a whole bunch of nothing, this thing we call the universe, you have this oasis, this beautiful place that we get to exist together…”

@txsalth2o 9 years later gets a randomly venmo message from Amy "I've been trying to reach you about purchasing my armoire.

I message Amy on FB marketplace. Offer to Venmo a deposit to hold the item till that evening. She says that works, sends her phone number. Show up to Amy’s house. Two small dogs yapping at the door. The heavy secretary’s desk is located on the 2nd floor of her house. The post did not indicate it second floor. A dude is there to help my husband bring it down the stairs. Amy insists on showing us everything on the first floor she’s also selling, especially the armoire. We think she’s been drinking. The secretary desk still has stuff on it, it’s in her messy bedroom. Amy proceeds to show me everything she’s selling upstairs. Mentions that she’s selling the armoire. The man starts asking my husband weird questions. They’ve definitely been drinking. Dogs are getting under the feet of the men. I take the dogs in the backyard. It takes 25 minutes to get the desk down the narrow stairs. Amy says she’s also selling the armoire. Amy says she never received the deposit. She said she doesn’t use Venmo. I show her the message exchange in FB, & the deposit to her Venmo account. I convince her to download the Venmo app and login. She doesn’t want to reset her password because she has a stalker. Amy is definitely in the space between tipsy and drunk. She said that’s why she said cash only. I show her the exchange again- cash was not mentioned. I offer to split the difference. She says she’ll never see the Venmo money. I replied I also will never see the Venmo money. She agrees to the split. Mentions the armoire, and a pink couch. We leave as quickly as possible. When things like this happen my husband usually says “it’s ok, I got to spend time with my wife” This time all he said was, “you owe me”

@jbendery 🤦‍♂️

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@ingelramdecoucy Preach it. Block, mute, whatever, but don't feed the grifters.

They don’t think Trump is at Walker Reed, they think if they SAY “there are rumors” that Trump’s at Walter Reed people will like in to yell at them for lying so they can make money… and they’re too often right. Please read the sign:

@wil_da_beast630 Mormons, because having white skin is a sign of God's favor. 🙃

Who cares?

@wil_da_beast630 Because England needs to burn down every single thing that ever made them great. You may not believe in God, but I can't imagine any other explanation for what's happening in Europe other than devine punishment.

Whether or not he's right, why would stating a scientific hypothesis - "Asians are smaller and more gracile;" "56% of liberal white women may be crazy...we need to replicate" - ever be grounds for losing a job or a knighthood?

@KelseyTuoc I don't believe waymos go on the interstate still. This skus data quite a bit. But still definitely better than most human drivers.

Because Waymo is rapidly scaling up its operations, we're rapidly accumulating more evidence on the question of whether it's safer than human drivers. The case for Waymo being safer than human drivers in in some sense almost twice as strong as it was in October.

@tyromper 🤣🤣🤣 Hardest choice ever I'm sure 🙂.

We actually just looked at the world & decided to go 1-2 ways to make it better. Either foster 7 children (of all races cause who cares there's only 1 race the human race) & give them a safe place & eventually adopt 2 boys out of the system into our home. Provide them resources, love, safety, & a great army of people that adore them. Or troll on X to feel better about my crappy life like you..... It was a close decision. I agonized over it. Went with the first one tho bro. But you do you brave anon. We all make choices in this one life we're given. I wish you well. 🙏🤝

@Geiger_Capital Go back and look at your predictions for 2024 before you make any more.

Midterms are going to be an absolute bloodbath for the Republicans… Historic political capital squandered.

@karol Fidel Castro being in the middle between authoritarian and libertarian is insane. Whoever made that graph should not be allowed to make any more graphs for the rest of their life.

A teen cousin showed me this in her AP American Government book. Trump is similar ideologically to Hitler and Bernie Sanders is a touch off the center to the left.

@shira_mari_camp Congratulations! My wife and my first child was a c section. Don't let that stop you from having more. We have had 6 more kids since then, 4 more natural births and twins by c section. Kids are great.

昨日4/2にうちの嫁が日本人人口1名増やしました！！🎉🎊 無痛分娩予定でしたがまさかのお産がすすまず緊急帝王切開に…😭 嫁もベビも頑張ってくれました☺️ ベビと嫁の回復に少し時間がかかり今のご報告です🙇‍♂️ まだまだ術後なので嫁は痛みなど大変ですが母子ともに元気です！！😆

@JTAlexander_ Why would anyone listen to a homosexual has been political provociture who doesn't believe in anything?

This attempt to create a divide between Catholics and Protestants is an enemy tactic to split the effectively organized from the numerous and motivated. Every major RW victory of the past decade has come from a mass of Protestants led and coordinated by the Catholic Intelligentsia Trump surrounds himself with. It has been a highly effective arrangement, and so the enemy wants it broken.