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@Cantonadevils Murillo is another short CB (only 3 cm taller than Martinez). And also lacks aerial ability. Van Hecke should be the only priority if we were to replace Martinez. Murillo is not worth it

MURILLO SANTIAGO. DATA

Data comparing Lisandro Martinez to these list of players and showing which player to buy defensively and is better left Centerback; • Nico Schlotterbeck. • Marco Senesi • Murillo Santiago A thread NICO SCHLOTTERBECK. DATA

I'm in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text.

@Joj1021485 @Cantonadevils Martinez did this in the Premier League against Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea,.... Schlotterback did this in Bundesliga against koln, hamburger,... Schlotterback is closer to Lindelof than he is to Martinez, you hear me ?

@Cantonadevils If the right offer comes for Martinez, we should sell him. MDL too.

Data showing; • Nico Schlotterbeck. • Lisandro Martinez.

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

@SimplyUtd April Fool is over. You don't have to post fake quotes anymore. We followed you to get updated from journalists, not to read these fake quotes.

🚨🗣 Wayne Rooney on Iliman Ndiaye: “Look, he really reminds you of Matheus Cunha, doesn’t he? The way he glides down the flank like defenders aren’t even there, strong, intelligent, and so composed in tight spaces. He’s a top player. Clubs with ambition need to take risks on talents like him. But even if he’s eyeing a move to Man United, I wouldn’t want to see Everton let him go easily. He’s been key to keeping us in the top 10. Take him out, and we’re right in a relegation battle, just like Wolves this season.”

nobody talks about how scary it is to meet someone who’s exactly your type.

@Utdtruthful Where did he say this?

🚨❤️ Casemiro on love from fans: “Honestly, there is NO explanation. All I can do is be grateful, because I am really enjoying myself a lot. “Not just me, but all my family. It is an honour for us to listen to the fans' LOVE and affection. “Lots of people think it is just the last few months, since the announcement, but I have to be thankful, since the very first day that I arrived here, the fans have been amazing with me and my family. “So, I am so grateful to the fans, and the United fans, I am going to remember for the rest of my life.” #MUFC

NETWORKING IS CRAZY. You can literally get rich by meeting the right people.

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

never talk to someone everyday

@SimplyUtd @MikeKeegan_DM @UnitedStandMUFC McTominay? You mean Hojlund?

@alazar_kid20458 @SimplyUtd @TheAthleticFC No, but he's involved in coaching and background stuff. His presence is not to play.

@SimplyUtd @TheAthleticFC Has he ever played?

@Talhaa10_ Have you got anything to compete with United? You have no reputation. Your golden era with Kevin, Rodri, Bernardo, Walker,... is over. Pep is probably leaving too. Why would players choose a club that has no reputation and is not in its prime?

the way Fab was talking i lowk see us getting both Anderson & Tonali. we’re going for prem proven players now.. Guehi & Semenyo in jan too. i think Reijnders goes tho, if not this summer then next summer

@SimplyUtd @espn Why are we being linked to many Leipzig players? It was Sesko and now Diomande and this guy. Stop it Vivell, don't make United become Leipzig. We don't need another Ten Hag at this club.

no one is ignoring you, they're just waiting for you to have money.

Pain of an unemployed person: • You wake up late, but still feel tired • Every day feels the same • You apply for jobs daily, no replies • Phone notifications give hope, then nothing • Family keeps asking “Any update?” • Friends slowly stop calling • You start avoiding people • Money feels tight all the time • You feel guilty even while resting • Confidence slowly goes down • You start doubting yourself • Skills are there, opportunity is not • Motivation comes and goes • Nights are full of overthinking • You feel stuck and helpless • You are trying, but no one sees it Being unemployed is not laziness. It’s mental pressure no one understands 😔.

I just heard someone say “you deserve somebody who knows how hard it is to find somebody like you.” that made me cry

The hardest battle is between your old habits and your new standards.

@saintfrancis04 @elsdawg Have you ever kicked a ball in your life ? Learn some fking basic football techniques

@elsdawg That was a failed shot obviously 😭

who’s gonna tell them 💀