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@LyricaLemonade @nettspend @thesummersmash How you platform him but not @mattox__

NETTSPEND LIVE AT THE 2026 SUMMER SMASH @NETTSPEND @THESUMMERSMASH

@breebxby To bad she’s racists against her own kind

This the world’s most perfect ass.

@SynthPotato Surprised you didn’t say peak

Ubisoft has provided me over 5 minutes of new Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced gameplay to share with all of you! We also got a TON of new info on the new content in the remake that wasn't in the original Here are the highlights of the new info: - A new look at the Captain Drake outfit, originally DLC for AC4 - Every single mission in the game has been re-built from scratch, this is to support new stealth, parkour and combat designs. - For example, the first mission's entire layout has been adjusted including even the collectibles you find while chasing Duncan Walpole - Some tailing missions for example, have been re-made into a different mission, such as a stealth infiltration - The Assassination missions have all been expanded to offer new paths, new secrets and new items, such as in a mid-game mission where you can find a target’s room (with a hidden reward) by eavesdropping on some soldiers - Tailing missions are no longer auto fail and progress into either combat or a chase, usually ending with finding a note or a key that ultimately that continues the story - Optional assassination contracts have been remixed and now have additional dialogue and deeper motivations rather than the basic "Go there and press X" design of the original - Optional content such as the contracts now offer new rewards and items that were never in the original game - You can skip time by holding down on the d-pad now - There are new treasure hunts and the existing ones have all had their rewards increased or changed to new items such as new outfits and ship vanities - There are a ton of new "local events", such as new NPC conversations that lead to a secret item, or just NPCs living out their lives - There are new difficulty settings and combat/stealth/naval/activities can be adjusted separately, the original game had no difficulty options - Double assassinations have been adjusted so that the camera cut is not as sudden as it was in previous footage and Shadows - Templar hunts return and their narratives have been expanded - Stede Bonnet has a new mission, and it will give his character a proper conclusion - Great Inagua has been greatly expanded, there are now more things to interact with, more things to see and its overall closer to the best hideouts in the franchise such as Monteriggioni - Great Inagua will offer new rewards and loot for investing in it - New final sequence has been added to the main story called "A world without gold", this is going to explore a new story thread involving Blackbeard, it is very likely Blackbeard will appear as a ghost in this sequence as seen in a previous trailer - Four new rifts, involving Edward, Blackbeard, and James Kidd in alternative timelines This is all way more than I expected I won't lie, it sounds like AC4 as a whole has been completely remade from scratch in much deeper ways than first expected, July 9th absolutely cannot come soon enough.

@NikTek You gotta stop using hilarious and lol or lmao cause you aren’t laughing it’s a bad language you picked up like @SynthPotato using peak in every sentence

Part of me wants GTA VI to carry over the ragdoll physics from GTA IV because these were freaking hilarious

@SaycheeseDGTL So he’s gay?

PlaqueBoyMax with a message: “be urself. be proud of who you are. be kind to ur neighbors. accept dem & their differences. create without limit.”

@TheGoblinnn Maybe don’t complain you smoke weed for a living

The lady next to me on this flight just ordered a hot water and the 8 year old kid in front of me is wearing a hoodie with “Hood Rich” all over print. What the fuck are we doing here

@extraemilyy Na we ain’t doing that

RUNNING IT BACK AT STREAMER UNIVERSITY 2???

@RosannaPansino Maybe don’t be drunk also you’re making your podcast host a alcoholic

Whelp, my birthday didn't end quite as I had planned but it's one I will never forget! After a beautiful day spent with friends out in the ocean, I unfortunately took a very bad fall as the boat was docking and broke my jaw into 4 pieces, including a complete fracture down the middle of my chin. I spent the night in the ER where I received several stitches for 3 different facial wounds. I also shattered my front teeth and will need extensive dental work to fix the damage. A couple days ago I had surgery to put a metal plate on my chin and to stabilize my teeth. My mouth also has four mental screws drilled into my gums for the bands to help hold my jaw in place. The good news is the doctor just updated me at the latest checkup that I can talk sooner than expected since the surgery and healing are going very well. Between the surgery and dental work needed I have at least 8 weeks of recovery ahead of me. I cannot thank all the medical staff who have helped me through all of this enough. A big thanks to everyone who has sent flowers, kind words, and encouragement. While this year has been a very challenging one for me, I am excited to get back on my feet soon. The plan is to continue all my content on the man channel and podcast! I will keep you all updated on my progress! Next year I am celebrating my bday at a spa...

@TheGoblinnn Imagine if you mentioned the word h3 why you complaining

I posted about the recent Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and this is like 70% of the replies. Twitter is so remarkably cooked. Remember when you could have a real discussion on this app? I really believe a 90 IQ puts you in the top 98th percentile of users on here nowadays

@PeachJars Is it true you’re from corpus

yo

@JustaMinx Stfu drunkie

i hate to say it, but I miss my ex

This you @Abella_Danger

@LyricaLemonade Na we ain’t doing that

2HOLLIS PERFORMING SAVE THAT SHIT BY CHIEF KEEF AT SUMMER SMASH

@mmmelanierose Dinner in my books

and wearing these shoes

im with my mom eating vegan steak at the mediterranean restaurant

@idiotpeach You from corpus I remember you!

look what I found in my camera roll little did she know her ass photos would get her fired from that job lol

@McNasty You’re not that retarded I know you disagree with Hassan

im like if a fat retard was fatter and more retarded

@XJosh Performance

ignore the drama slop, just look at Hasan eat with his hands on camera I love how the browns have been bullied into performative eating without utensils like devolved apes plucking termites out of a mound just to show how non-white they are their whole race going backwards lol

@nojumper Isn’t he a gay diva?

PlaqueBoyMax gets emotional after deleting his X community, saying the constant complaints and criticism became overwhelming when all he wanted to do was entertain his viewers.

@bandpire Not gonna lie I feel like Kim’s and ye daughter saw her on instagram and said dad I wanna be like her cause she was not making this music before I been following for over a year

another underground rapper that immediately ditched their unique sound to start making boring atl slop right after they blew up🫩

@h3h3productions should file a lawsuit against @Olivertree he’s gave so much free promo what has Oliver done go on everyone else’s podcast