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The litmus test of true & deep friendship is not whether someone shows up in times of crisis……really, it’s who’s there during times of total mid. To survive work and tiredness and monotony and still choose your company

@vaneezadotcom like.. act like you've been here before!!!

the desire to make it a spectacle really escapes me and is a clear indicator of being maladjusted. Like were you not loved enough as a child

it’s genuinely so gauche to publicly post screenshots of someone complimenting you/ telling you they’re into you and being like “ewwww omg why are they texting meee” … like open your heart … be gracious! and just say you’re not interested if you’re not

my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god

@flopternette ameen one day we will make it possible

Passive aggressive people combust into flames challenge ...

so cruel yet so fascinating how you'll have to literally rewire your brain after a certain event while the other person goes on to live their life completely unaffected

no one ever talks about the secret 6th love language (meowing at you)

Babe I'm only on hinge as an anthropologist

Won another argument against my 3 year old nephew. He never learns.

@flopternette FOLLOWEDD

@z3har I forgor my passcode bgjfjeje open.spotify.com/user/hhqczjr56…

everyone turn on your spotify listening activity i wanna be a monitoring spirit

@flopternette whats urs we need to follow each other omg

@z3har #same

@flopternette good for me because i am very nosy 😛

@z3har Theyre adding anything atp

necessary evil considering this mufti serves as a litmus test for whether someone is genuinely retarded or if theres still some hope

Its really embarrassing living in a time where "I'm [arbitrary age] and worried I haven't achieved anything" is so deeply relatable when most people who ever lived basically just grew crops or roamed the plains and then died in ultimate obscurity. It feels dumb thinking like that

making a fake account using MY full name and then sending ME a request is definitely something lol

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

@canyonmoe among daughters yes not overall tho i do have an older brother

@z3har valid asf also are u the eldest?

TEN y/o sister going off about how shes tired of 'standing, eating, drinking and playing' (existing in general)

mind you she hasnt even completed her tenth year on planet earth

im so bored you could convince me to get married right now right now