August West

@wendyp4545 @Pontifex Its unfortunately looking that way

I'm Wendy nobody. Born and Raised Catholic. Lover of Jesus Christ. Believer in the Trinity. I proclaim that this is not a Pope therefore he is not my Pope. He is a Chicago Politician who has the Title Pope. The Bible warned us about men like him. @Pontifex

@TGrammie2 The worst

Last night, I was sitting here minding my own business when I suddenly felt extremely sick I spent the next five hours puking unmercifully. I think I might have gotten food poisoning because I’m feeling much better today The last time I got food poisoning was after eating a Guy Fieri burger on a carnival cruise ship three years ago That is an awful business food poisoning

@primarily_prog Much better than the one they chose

Roger Dean’s “Flight”, which was originally intended for the cover of Yes’ 1977 album Going For The One.

@megbasham What else do you want to regulate

I propose on short domestic flights, airlines should have a rule against putting seats back. It’s not necessary and it’s really irritating to person behind you! I don’t understand folks who do this for a flight under two hours!!

@autumnsdad1 Wonderful ..Soft , convicted strength

The best thing you will see on X today..make sure to share to make people’s day..🎉🫶

@Real_Ames God Bless our Grandmothers

This woman in the " Return " line at JC Penney has had it with illegals. She was saying what alot of us are thinking though.

@gotrice2024 She’s in a bind cause hubby didn’t want to pay to have it done

This woman hired this pressure washing company to do her driveway and entire house. The house was in such bad shape that it took them 6 hours. They were grateful for the work, they were one paycheck away from being homeless, it’s been a tough few months for them but this job would have ensured they had enough for rent. After they got done, she flat out refused to pay, she claims that she didn’t think the house was that bad at all. Regardless if she thought it was bad or not she still hired a service and a service was done. When contractors don’t get paid, they remove or undo what they did. How do these guys undue a clean home, shouldn’t there be a website that showcases bad customers so contractors and workers can be forewarned?

@JamesHu27192912 Merica

@DefiantLs Belch

Jasmine Crockett: "If I wanna be in the House, I'll absolutely be in the House. Okay?" How did that work out?

@GigglingGanon @WyattCatarina Overkill

Meet officer Debonet from the NYPD. Debonet had a confrontation with the son of his neighbor where the officer followed the son back to his home and punched his mirror. The neighbor confronted the officer on the neighbor's front porch where things escalated to the point where the officer pulled his firearm. This ended with the police taking the NYPD officer into custody shortly after the encounter. He was charged with second-degree menacing and fourth-degree criminal mischief. Debonet has been relieved of duty with the NYPD. There is also a 20 million dollar lawsuit pending.

@TaraBull I mean absolutely nobody cares

Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe announce breakup after nearly 10 years

@HlobodanShirosh How would you know their net worth and what they plan on gifting ? This isn’t happening

@draloneboy Sign in Walmart yesterday “ get your free Covid vaccine “

Jessica Tarlov: “All Republicans that voted to confirm [RFK Jr.] who are saying we are denying people vaccines.” Jesse Watters: “What vaccines has he denied someone?” Jessica Tarlov: “Covid-19.” Jesse Watters: “To who? Who can’t get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “To Erick Erickson’s wife, to begin. And Bill Cassidy used — ” Jesse Watters: “Wait a second. You mean you can’t walk into your doctor’s office and get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “No you can’t! Why don’t you ever prepare?! Why don’t you prepare? Kathy Hochul had to do an emergency — ” Jesse Watters: “Is this true?” Kayleigh McEnany: “No, it’s not true.” Jessica Tarlov: “It is true, Kayleigh. Stop!”

@MikeBales Start a proper fire , shoot a proper snot rocket 🚀

Man to man: You should know how to change a tire, restart a hot water heater, fix a leaking faucet, love unconditionally, treat others with respect, change an air filter, possess firearm skills, give an amazing hug, mow the lawn, and shake hands firmly.

@Cd_Julian_ This did not happen

Mi padre decidió repartir su herencia en vida. A mis dos hermanos les dio sus empresas y a mí me dio un terreno 'inservible' en las afueras de la ciudad porque según él, 'como soy mujer, mi esposo me mantendría'. Mis hermanos vendieron sus empresas, se gastaron el dinero en lujos y ahora que mi padre está enfermo, lo dejaron solo en un asilo estatal porque no quieren gastar en sus cuidados. Lo que ellos no sabían es que bajo mi terreno 'inservible' hay una reserva de litio que una multinacional acaba de comprarme por millones. Mis hermanos vinieron ayer a mi casa llorando, exigiendo que venda el terreno y reparta el dinero para pagar los lujos que deben y la clínica de papá. Les dije que no. He pagado la mejor clínica para mi padre, pero puse una orden de restricción para que mis hermanos no puedan entrar ni pedir dinero. ¿Soy un monstruo por dejar que mis hermanos pierdan sus casas mientras yo nado en dinero por un terreno que ellos despreciaron?

@JenniferCandoli Smokin

What would you call my body type?!

@redpillb0t Didn’t make it on talent alone

Bob Dylan admits to selling his soul to the devil for fame and riches

@SirBylHolte @Lil_Sammy_Liz With you

I was born in 1961 IN AMERICA. So my name is William Michael Holte, not Muhammad, Mohamed, Kwame, Kofi or Bakari. I’m not African-American, I’m American. I’m not a black American, I’m American. My loyalty belongs to America, not to any fake African identity. My history is American history, not African history. My colors are red, white, and blue - not red, black, and green. My anthem is the Star-Spangled Banner, not the Black National Anthem. My flag is the Stars and Stripes, not the African Union banner. My symbol is the bald eagle, not the Black Power fist or the letters "BLM." I celebrate Christmas, not Kwanzaa. I celebrate Independence Day, not Juneteenth. I went to a white Catholic college, not an HBCU. I got ahead through hard work and good education, not DEI and Affirmative Action. In school, I recited The Pledge of Allegiance TO AMERICA. I support The U.S. Constitution, not the weaponization of it against American citizens. My future is tied to America’s success, not to racist democrat takeover policies. And my president is Donald J Trump, not anybody else. Who's with me on this?

@Cd_Julian_ Did not happen

Mi mejor amiga me pidió $5,000 para el vestido de novia de sus sueños, jurándome que me los devolvería con el dinero que recibiría en los sobres de regalo de la boda. Confié en ella. El día de la boda, me enteré por accidente de que ella le dijo a todas las damas de honor que yo era una 'fracasada' y que el dinero del vestido en realidad lo sacó de un fondo que 'un admirador secreto' le regaló. No hice una escena. Esperé al momento de los regalos. Como yo era la encargada de recoger los sobres, reemplacé el dinero de todos los invitados por copias de los recibos de las cuotas que aún debo del préstamo que saqué para su vestido. Me fui de la fiesta con los $5,000 reales en efectivo. Ahora ella no tiene cómo pagar el catering y me amenaza con denunciarme por robo. ¿Soy la villana por cobrarme mi deuda con los regalos de sus invitados antes de que ella se los gastara en su luna de miel?

@andywalkerhq 10 minutes work on most cars

Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?