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We created a Beauty, Grooming and Wellness services booking app. Find and instantly book Hair Stylists, Nail Technicians, Barbers, Makeup artists, Fitness Instructors and more Download the app here: Apple: apps.apple.com/za/app/cutq/id… Android: play.google.com/store/apps/det…

@mwangi_JP @TP_Pillay +R5Million profit from one car is wild

@TP_Pillay Value after import according to chat gpt

Dubai Pricing on the Rolls Royce Cullinan vs South Africa’s pricing. Nearly a R10m difference. 👍🏾 Nothing wrong 😂

@Vivek4real_ I assume AI is more cost effective compared to humans if we're comparing Value

BREAKING: MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED TO BAN ITS OWN ENGINEERS FROM USING AI DUE TO THE COST OF USING IT. VP OF NVIDIA SAID, “THE COST OF AI FOR MY TEAM WAS MORE THAN HUMANS” “AI CAN COST MORE THAN HUMAN WORKERS NOW”

Did this in China

@TemooTitan Low ROI

Now this is a real mans sport 😭

@OraUncensored @SayEntrepreneur They could capture majority Private Banking market if they cancelled their Annual Card Fee and Monthly Bank Access Fee

Discovery Purple suite is way better.

@Moagi_S @PortiaMoemedi @bantu2_ With W’s reputation, we had a higher expectation. You can’t even track and communicate with delivery guy

@PortiaMoemedi @bantu2_ The black W app is horrible, they take forever, not user-friendly, and it closes. Their alternatives/replacements are also nonsense, they offered me oreos as alternative to wraps 🚮

Kana he took his idea to the black W and they said no😂🕊️. Now their app is trash and can’t compete with Checkers or even PnP. I’m glad Checkers got him because the black W would’ve wanted him to not do Zulzi at the same time because they are weird with exclusivity 🫠

@DALiii_Danger Here’s a free PDF reader, sign and fill, combine, split, OCR and export as a Word document - things they charge for: cutpdf.netlify.app

I believe in paying subscriptions to keep the lights on at these startups man but what the guys at Adobe are doing is ridiculous 😭

@Lukhanyo_19 “AI Powered” makes me lose trust in the product. What matters is the value the product delivers, not the ingredient

i’ve noticed a lot of grifting around “AI companies” in the SA ecosystem. i’m not calling anyone out. it’s a mistake i have made myself. but here’s what i’ve been observing....🧵

@DerahManyelo We’re out here competing with some big dogs in the Booking platform space - it’s crazy that South Africans use international platforms for this use case - funnelling money out the country, so we built a local alternative: apps.apple.com/za/app/cutq/id…

As a young Black developer from South Africa, I’ve always wanted to prove that world-class technology can be built from this side too. Not copies. Not templates. Real platforms. Real systems. Real innovation. I’ve been locked in building NuHealth for months now and I can finally see the vision coming together. Health tech is about to get interesting.

@Askash If I recall, Munyaka sold out the 1bedrooms soon after launch for first phase, they never had issues selling

Balwin Properties has received a R2.26 billion buyout offer💰 The offer comes from a consortium led by the PIC, acting on behalf of the GEPF, alongside CEO Stephen Brookes and MD Rodney Gray. Two years ago, I wrote a piece for the Mail & Guardian asking whether Balwin was too bold for the South African market and why they should delist. Today, that question has a definitive answer. The offer is R4.35 per share - a 41% premium to the six-month volume-weighted average price. If approved, Balwin delists from both the JSE and A2X, ending a public market run that began in 2015. In my December 2024 M&G article, I raised concerns that now feel prescient. Profits had dropped 57%, and revenue was down 28% in the interim results to August 2024. The loan-to-value ratio was above the comfortable range. Dividends had been suspended. Munyaka had 3,705 of 5,020 apartments unsold. The share price had fallen from roughly R10 at listing to R2.30. The full-year results to February 2026, released just before the announcement, show genuine recovery, but also why that recovery cannot solve the structural problem. Revenue grew 21% to R2.7 billion. Apartment handovers increased 17% to 2 053 units. Recurring profit grew 36% to R273.6 million. The loan-to-value ratio improved to 38.1%, finally within the target range. These are not the numbers of a distressed business. And yet the board declared no dividend for the 2nd consecutive year. That single fact captures everything about why Balwin and the JSE were always a difficult fit. Property investors expect income. Balwin’s model: long cash-conversion cycles, multi-year inventory build-up, heavy infrastructure investment, makes consistent dividends structurally difficult regardless of how well the underlying business performs. The geographic picture in the results is also telling. The Western Cape now accounts for 54% of apartment sales revenue, up 47% to R1.3 billion. Gauteng, despite 11 active developments, contributed just 39%, with revenue growing only 2%. The results explicitly note a change toward rental preference over ownership in Gauteng. Meanwhile, across the full build-to-sell portfolio of 41,226 planned apartments, 25,056 remain unsold. In Tshwane alone, 11 751 apartments are unsold, a node where Balwin invested R120.6 million in infrastructure. This is a business making long-dated bets that the public market has neither the patience nor the appetite to back. The tangible net asset value per share as at February 2026 was R9.72, more than double the offer price of R4.35. That gap between what the business is worth on paper and what the market has been willing to pay is the clearest possible argument for going private. The PIC and GEPF can absorb a 15-year pipeline and a 7 700-apartment rental pipeline on land already owned by the group. Public market shareholders cannot. My view is the same as it was 2 years ago, just more certain. This is the right move, and it should have happened sooner.

@NotJustLerato Started using a water filter 2 months ago, now I can’t drink tap water. Tastes like dirt

yall grew up with tap water and now all of the sudden it’s not fine…please 🫩

@Thebiglade BMW M5 Competition

What car are you buying this year?? Speak into existence

@sfisomahla14431 why does Woolworths cut their meat so thick?

Why doesn't woolworths sell frozen meat, but shoprite and checkers do? 🤔

@AdvoBarryRoux Employees didn't see AI coming

DSTV didn’t see Netflix coming Jet didn’t see online stores coming Taxi industry didn't see Uber coming Mercedes Benz didn't see Haval coming Celebrities didn’t see influencers coming Edgars didn’t see Shein & Temu coming Newspapers didn’t see Social Media Coming What’s Next?

@sthedoingtingss Executives earn a lot of money

I can tell you for free . No education qualification can let you buy this. Go argue with yourself

@dineshgovender @Vitality_SA No Apple Health

@zulu_code_tech @Vitality_SA Not a general issue My team has been trying to contact you to resolve your technical issue

At the eleventh hour! 😅

@dineshgovender @Vitality_SA I don’t have any attempt from your team trying to contact me. I’ve also followed the guides on your website to enable this and the Apple Health option is not available on the Discovery App

@Vitality_SA @dineshgovender The FAQ does not address the issues of linking Apple Watch for sleep - do you still support Apple Watch? not seeing it as an option when linking devices

@zulu_code_tech @dineshgovender Hi there, thank you for reaching out to us. We do have a list of available FAQ's on the website. You may access this following the link below: discovery.co.za/vitality/help-… Should you still experience any issues, please DM us your details and we will assist. 🙂

@talkcentss True. If all landlords agreed to charge the same rent at 1% of property price, plus levies and rates - tenants will be forced to comply

Property owners are subsidizing tenants lifestyles. Ride that trend.

@SalumAwadh This is quite sad. Anthropic is less than 4 years old and it’s worth over a Trillion dollars. What are we not doing enough or doing wrong as Africa?

The Top 250 African companies - By Afrcan business magazine Criteria 1. The company must be listed on the stock exchange 2. Reporting date/market cap: 31st March 2026 3. Ranked by Market Capitalization on the reporting date. Key highlights: 1. The total market cap of all 250 companies: $795B. Despite the progress, our markets are still small. Today, SpaceX alone is in the north of $1T valuation. 2. 9 out of 10 largest companies are from South Africa, showing their continued dominance 3. The largest company in Africa by market cap is AngloGold Ashanti, valued at $49.6B 4. Tanzanian companies featured on the list - @CRDBBankPlc : No.1 in TZ, valued at $2.72, ranked 64th in Africa, rose from 148th - @NMBTanzania : No.2 in Tz, valued at $2.69B, ranked at 65th in Africa, rose from 105th - TBL ranked at 145th in Africa - @VodacomTanzania ranked at 201st in Africa, valued at 673.3m - Twiga Cement ranked at 238th in Africa, valued at $513m - TCC Plc ranked at 247th in Africa, valued at $471.7m 5. For the 5 largest companies in EA: TZ has 2, KE has 2, UG has 1., of which 3 are banks, and 2 are telcos. As economies get sophisticated, more wealth will be generated in the financial markets.