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@BriAtCookiebox She thought she saw everything then at the end fucking Raiden shows out of nowhere aura farming and talking about how bad of a situation they’re in rn

so i thought metal gear solid was a realistic game series where the most ludicrous or "unrealistic" thing that happened is more nukes and quicker heal times so imagine my reaction when learning that this game apparently isn't as realistic as i thought

@SSG_MK_101_82 @SoveyX If you look at porn categories, theres usually “Asian” listed as a category but you dont see “Blonde”. “Ebony” is there but usually thats like black women

@SoveyX I've never heard that.

Why is attraction to blonde, blue-eyed women considered a preference, but attraction to Asian women gets labeled a fetish?

@Antolinelpichy @TakaneShijofan But seggs good tho

@TakaneShijofan I love how Empress games are allways like a horror movie: "Job too easy for the pay, in a isolated place, you can't leave whenever you want" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST INSECTS FLYING TO A RAFLESSIA ARE SMARTER THAN YOU

These dumbass goycattle are STILL falling for the Mamiya Family trap

@ZetaVisualWorks Quoted from the lyrics: “SLASH THE LIFE! Pawaa ageyou” (I’ll give you power) Pretty much sacing ur life force to gain stats. Lols

Gacha Player every time they LOSE 50/50 #ZenlessZoneZero #zzzero #ゼンゼロ

@Akir_a997 The other way around. Shes treating him like a gigolo/male prostitute. Shes paying him $20 everytime they fuck. Altho it’ll just convert into some gift by the end but its still for him

ain’t no way bro treating his girlfriend like a prostitute 😭

@OocTobeyM Probably cuz the physics made more sense i guess. The sudden jerk would cause all the lego pieces to break apart

Why does the LEGO version hit harder 😭

@victoryndukwu @HTX_Studio The whole video is double irony because promoting these gadgets and her innovations is her job so shes working on slacking while working at slacking

@HTX_Studio Interesting video, but it’s a lot of effort just to avoid doing the actual work. If she had stayed locked in and channelled that energy into her main tasks, she’d have earned the time to slack off properly.

We Built a Boss Warning System...

@ReviewsPossum This is why you don’t store important data in a cloud server. Its a hard rule anyone in the cyber field follows. If the server fucks up, at least you have a physical/standalone backup We live in the most tech advanced era but idiots screw themselves by not understanding the tech

There's getting caught jacking off. And then there's this.

@FoxNews I don’t care what anyone says. Any man who would marry arnies’s kids has balls and if they are acknowledged by arnie, im not gonna argue shit.

HOME SWEET HOME: Katherine Schwarzenegger offered a glimpse into her family life with Chris Pratt, sharing a video of the actor building a dollhouse for their daughters. In the post, she pushed back on the idea that women don’t need their husbands: "I'll never understand when women say ‘I don't need my husband’ when I very much in fact do need my husband because who else would build our daughters a doll house?"

@anishmoonka Does this part of the brain appear only for pokemon or pokemon-like things such as digimon or palworld can trigger this as well? 🤔

The research behind this is wild. If you played Pokémon as a kid, you have a tiny region in your brain that exists only because of Pokémon. Not a metaphor. Stanford put people in brain scanners and found it. The study was published in Nature Human Behavior in 2019. They scanned 11 adults who grew up glued to their Game Boys and 11 who never played. When they showed both groups images of the original 151, the players' brains lit up in one specific spot every time. Same spot across all 11 people. The non-players showed zero response. That spot is a little fold in the back of your brain that normally processes things like animal shapes and cartoon faces. In the Pokémon players, a chunk of it had been permanently reassigned. Their brains carved out a Pokémon department sometime around age 6 or 7 and just never took it down. And the reason it ended up in the same place in everyone's brain comes down to the Game Boy itself. The screen was 2.6 inches. Every kid held it at roughly the same distance. So those 151 characters hit the exact same patch of each kid's retina, thousands of times, during the years when the brain is still soft enough to reorganize itself. Where an image hits your retina in childhood is what tells your brain where to build the wiring. Reading works the same way. Humans invented writing about 5,000 years ago. There's zero evolutionary reason for a brain region dedicated to recognizing words. But every person who learns to read grows one, roughly the size of a dime, in the same part of the brain. Brain-imaging research from 2018 actually watched it appear in children's heads as they learned their letters. It grew by quietly taking over nearby tissue that wasn't doing much yet. Stanford published a follow-up this year showing this region is way smaller or missing entirely in kids with dyslexia, and that 8 weeks of intense reading practice physically grew it back. London taxi drivers show the same thing in a completely different part of the brain. Brain scans from a 2000 study found the region that stores mental maps had physically expanded, and the longer they'd been driving, the bigger it got. These drivers spend 3 to 4 years memorizing 25,000 streets before they get licensed. About half wash out. The common thread is childhood. Harvard researchers trained young monkeys to recognize new shapes and they developed brand-new brain regions in predictable locations. Adult monkeys trained on the same shapes never got those structural changes. The young brain wires itself in a way the adult brain cannot replicate. If you're wondering whether a Pokémon patch in your brain means you lost something else, no. The region sits alongside your normal visual processing areas, not on top of them. Your brain has hundreds of millions of neurons in that zone alone. The lead author noted that every participant in the study had gone on to earn a PhD.

@Oluchiisxn Kim escaped from North Korea with the latest model gaydar directly implanted into his brain. His detection is so next level he knows whether you’re gay or not before you even enter the store

Everybody suddenly wanted to be gay

@phaseknight_ Wear a 12in strapon and we’re good

half of the comments on my Rebecca cosplay are men upset because they think I’m a boy, and the other half are men upset because I’m not a boy

@snacks_fruity2 R34 exists

Why do ppl like aura do much lol she was only there for like an episode and wasnt even that crazy

@MsValerieChaos Or a stroke. Number 1 best way to cause highway mass crashes

I just love how this would give every American psychosis

@JamesLucasIT Well it did take him only 3 minutes so its quite fast

This is “fast food” in Italy

@ZenithPrisma Needs more Snake Lady and Oboro. Especially in the anime series (if theres ever gonna be any more)

What #Taimanin opinion will have you in this position?

@elvenmaidinn Check the date this is posted bro 🥲

W-What?!?! This is dream right? I am dreaming right? someone pinch me...

@unvarnishedvoid Bro probably beat brock, picked up a few extra pokemon on the way to cerulean while skipping all non compulsory fights in mt moon and just rolled up to mistys gym. Bold strat lols.

this is embarrassing id leave the internet if i lost against Misty's Starmie. bro I never lost a gym battle and I played this when I was 10/11

@lextorias This is as realistic of a romance plot as it can get. She lost her memory, all the bonding they had is gone. So she just thinks hes a nerd now. Compared to chad jiji. Obviously she’d pick the latter

“I thought they read 100 romance manga though? Why are they doing all these terrible tropes?” Who do you think gave them the idea? They learned from the best

@MunstaMasta Fresh new romance readers when a ship they support don’t go their way: Also this is as realistic of a romance plot as it can get. She lost her memory, all the bonding they had is gone. So she just thinks hes a nerd now. Compared to chad jiji. Obviously she’d pick the latter

Alright Tatsu you're starting to lose me