Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to place trades I regret.

@dougboneparth I have made all my best trades food drunk on samosas

@dougboneparth Doug is doing a dry January Zero alcohol and zero gains

@dougboneparth yeah it's for afterwards 🤷‍♂️

@dougboneparth ~ Jimmy (14)

@dougboneparth Twitter is funny again today !

@dougboneparth Not to brag, but i got IBS

@dougboneparth I don’t need sneakers to run but they sure help

@dougboneparth 🤣

@dougboneparth you’re a natural

@dougboneparth red bull does it for me !

@dougboneparth But do you need it to forget them?

@dougboneparth Why you gotta flex on us like that? 😂

@dougboneparth You should try drunk trading. Oh, the surprises you’ll find in the morning!

@dougboneparth I stopped needing other drugs at all once I started trading 0dte GME options

@dougboneparth Time to start making your Starbucks coffees Irish Doug.

@dougboneparth Only a few of us left. 😭🤣

@dougboneparth Exactly, you need coffee (made at home)

@dougboneparth Doug, if you're gonna be my advisor, I'm gonna need statistical evidence to support this.

@dougboneparth Jenkins, shaken, not stirred!

@dougboneparth You can do better with home made coffee, that way you save some bucks too.

@dougboneparth Nosotros tambien 🥃

@dougboneparth I've made some of by best and worst trades with two gallons of honey in my belly.

@dougboneparth Flex. Ditto but for ventures

@dougboneparth Ahhhh, but it helps to forget them!

@dougboneparth Curious about the performance of the drunk vs sober trades.

@dougboneparth But do you need it to overcome the defeat ?

@dougboneparth I also think the same, it will not be. 🙄😢

@dougboneparth Plenty of bad trades have been made on coffee.