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Love this picture of Adele being driven around by Noel Gallagher

#badjokefriday wrote a book about primark. it was a vest seller

#badjokefriday How did giraffes evolve? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

@AvPOdysseyDB Gorillas in the Mist

Favourite Sigourney Weaver role that is not Ripley?

@LegacySiu Matteo Darmian, Federico Macheda, Massimo Taibi

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@Thebiglade groundhog day

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight—what movie would you choose??

@LowerTiers watford but fk it COYH!!

The amount of times every Championship Club has completed a 10+ Passing Sequence This Season 😳👏 Any surprises here? 🤔

@markgoldbridge Carrick will do. Quit while you're ahead and fourth, and playing really well

Man Utd discussed Roberto Martinez as manager....I actually took the piss out of this the other night and they actually did it. FFS!

@butterfly_fee its a tie for me

@afcstuff win draw win win win lose

Arsenal’s next six fixtures: Tottenham (a) Chelsea (h) Brighton (a) Mansfield Town (a) Everton (h) Manchester City (n)

#dragonsden cats give zero shits about your gifts and gimmicks, in fact they will move next door if they open a can of tuna, so for that reason im out

@markgoldbridge Carrick for the job. quit while you are ahead

Don't!!!! I'm LIVE youtube.com/live/rnP1O9061…

#LunchPun nostalgia is a thing of the past

#ImJustHereToTellYou that helium dogs are the perfect pet

@WatfordFC carry on championship

Kick-off has been delayed due to a hole in one of the nets...

@WatfordFC well go ahead and win then

We can confirm that tonight’s game will go ahead.

#StrandedWithEvil stops off at Burgatory

@subtyronean @AlbertEdmunds10 you got it

@0UTFORLUNCH @AlbertEdmunds10 Just double down and argue that he was blind, even though he wasn’t. I’ll support you, and when we are proved wrong, we can argue that although he may not have been totally blind, he was visually impaired, and how is anyone going to prove us wrong!

@AlbertEdmunds10 ffs... well should i delete this or just spend the next hour explaining myself?

@0UTFORLUNCH Fraid not..😁

@AlbertEdmunds10 was he not? thought he was?

@0UTFORLUNCH Would be funny if Roy had actually been blind. Which he wasn't. At all. Works with Stevie Wonder though.....

@markgoldbridge utd doing well, in good league position, playing very well and a manager and assistant manger in place that can get a tune out of what they have... just have to accept that yo are a top 6 club not top 2 ..yet, this can change

This is Shocking youtu.be/8xbvT9xBWMo