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A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?" #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #pun

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?" #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming