jacob mitchell

a .22 doesnt even go thru 3 rolls of TP. How Many Rolls of Toilet Paper Does it Take to Stop a Bullet? youtu.be/O9XYXUm7TnY?si… via @YouTube

Ketchup is not an option, what else are you adding here?

@riveramarky09 @VinnysCorner1 NOT ON THE LIST! FAKE RED!

Which school has the best shade of red? 🔴

@solar_ric looks like @iamweeman

@ampm u should sell fried rice.

True story. 👇👇👇

@Countcristo44 @juniormatthews george rr martin was fat as fuck and everyone thought he was gonna die so he wrapped it up quick. my understanding is that he planned for more than 5 books in the series.

@juniormatthews Me too. They did it with Vikings too.

What do we say to the god of death?

🚨 WOW! Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald just revealed Tim Walz is using TAXPAYER DOLLARS to SUE the federal government to BLOCK investigations into fraud Yet ANOTHER reason federal funds should be FULLY FROZEN in MN Walz is using OUR money to cover up THEFT of our money h/t @GuntherEagleman

fuck @jackblack THREE TERM TRUMP!!! School of Rock amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

@FunMovieTVFan fireman. HEY LADIES 🍆

Based on your birth month, what is your new Kurt Russell job?

@politicalmonit4 @IndianaFever @StVincentIN

@IndianaFever @StVincentIN Half Time Report Card: CC: A- AB: A- KM: A- SC: B+ MH: C MB: B RJ: B+ SK: B DD: C MT: A- TH: B

up 41 points at the half.

@IndianaFever I SEENT IT ON PRIME VIDEO LEAGUE PASS YALL

what a PASS from Caitlin Clark to Makayla Timpson for the AND-1 😤

the @IndianaFever are on a 18-2 run. maybe its 20-2. i didnt keep count, which was last 16-2.

@FunMovieTVFan van halen and guns n roses

One token for Two songs... What are you playing?

@ULTRA_MAJESTY fried chicken is serious business. especially for.... colorful folks.

Man rams into fire truck for blocking him in at Bojangles, police say Road raging over a fire truck is a whole new level of crazy

@CollegeFBonX u dont crip on shit.

Renegade is going to get 2nd. Thank me later

ive had to watch this team nigeria crap three times now. Nigeria National Team vs. Fever amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

the only people that refer to stand up comedy as an art are comedians. so that term is based out of ego and self. a bunch of drunk MFs at a bar (thats what a comedy club is, right? a bar) calling each other artists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

i was the class clown all thru school. a fucking SUPERARTIST. im up there with motherfucking picasso.