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BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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I flew too close to the sun by liking too many tweets of people being horny over Fortnite pomni and now I have cosplay pomni throwing ass on my TL
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Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: Study reveals that the sperm cells carry biological ECHOES of a father's stress, particularly from childhood trauma
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If you genuinely think she's getting railed live on stream here, you're literally too gooner-pilled and absolutely below average IQ lmao.
Please get some help and touch more grass.
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Big talk from someone who got railed on stream. Afraid of NSFW my ass. @demenishki @ChibiReviews x.com/Parrot4chan/st…
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I just made her cry with my fingers inside her and now she’s playing slay the spire 2
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the flask in the speedos is a level of faggotry that hasn’t been around since fire island in the 70s
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chicago f-slurs be like beach dayyyyy
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Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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