Oliver Hawthorn

#NowPlaying If I ever become famous enough to go on "Desert Island Discs" I'd just choose this entire LP and be done with it. Yeah, I'd be a dreadful guest, but I'd have satisfaction. Never fails to stir my soul...

•Villa letting the rest of the premier league down•

Offside from a short corner is one of the lesser-appreciated "well, that just sums up their afternoon/evening, doesn't it" moments

someone want to tell Villa this was a 7pm not a 7:45?

Pathetic first half. We don't look arsed. We've barely had the ball #AVFC

John McGinn misses out tonight due to a tight hamstring. A result of a heavy fixture schedule - hope is that the injury is not serious and a preventative measure ahead of the second leg against Forest next Thursday. Story @TheAthleticFC #AVFC nytimes.com/athletic/72503…

@kikmon I'm the same. Uneasy about it. You'd hope those out there will want to force their way into the team on Thursday

@AVFCOliver Not sure what to make of the line up. And no SJM! 😩

Up the Villa. Huge game today. Chance to basically seal a Champions League place and put another nail in Tottenham's coffin. I hope all those at the game bring the noise. #AVFC #UTV

Your #AVLTOT team news is in ✊

Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you? I ain't sayin' nothing. But what do I tell the doctor? Tell him to suck a lemon. #Simpsons

And now our parody of Mad About You entitled... Mad About Shoe! Gimme a kiss, baby. No tongue! *BOOOO Ohhh.... You're not gonna like our NYPD Shoe sketch! It's pretty much the same thing...

Brennan Johnson is rubbish

Palace doing us no favours here at all. 2-0 down to Bournemouth. They've been rotten #AVFC

Youri Tielemans scored the only goal as Aston Villa beat Fulham #OnThisDay in 2025 😍 #AVFC

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"Hey. What's Lucky hooked up to?" "A respirator. It breathes for him..." "And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker!"

It’s only half time , keep the faith 💪 I believe 💪 #avfc

Ooh look at me, I’m Brentford and I’m gonna help Spurs and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe. Grow up.

@Noneyuns52 Her Jazz-Rock work is her best work I think

@AVFCOliver She plays guitar better than her critics but they don’t know it. I have a feeling the haters are basing their opinions on a very limited knowledge of her work, i.e. a song or two they’ve heard on the radio. Joni has incredible depth on many levels.

Seeing a lot of Joni Mitchell hate on my timeline lately for some reason. One of the great artists of our time, folks. Don't forget it.