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The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator
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The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator
@ActualRustySim
owner of the AI Horde Of Horrors, world renown true detective fan, sufferer of "perpetual hatman syndrome", I Steal Motherfuckers Faces Nigga
Lafayette, Louisiana Joined Şubat 2026
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The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator retweeted
@ActualRustySim Hey man, gabapentin on the streets sounds cheaper than a Dr visit for a refill, don't judge. Also 253 REPRESENT!! 🤣🤘
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kinda kidding but i had to wear a respirator on the buses for like 2 years (2023-25) cause fuckers were smoking fent on pierce and sound transit buses and the police werent legally allowed to detain them for it, some parts of the pnw are great and i love it to death but some parts are genuinely just kind of really bad for varying reasons (mostly homeless and blacks but its beside the point)
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you are only like this if youve only ever been to the white parts of the pnw
Liv Sarah⚧️📸@Aregiian
im like a weeaboo but specifically for this part of the USA
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@DiggusFUBikkus @fleshsimulator that was me
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@DiggusFUBikkus fuck no only knew him because i lived in tacoma at the time and everyone there is like that, dropped 99% of those types when i moved out of the literal anus of the PNW
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@ActualRustySim Damn you got his number? I need a refill
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@Babygravy9 little known fact @PurgedMaoist is the guy who wrote that post
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@fleshsimulator i put a soul trap on his dogs so he isnt gonna see them in heaven, i use them as batteries for my xbox controller.
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The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator retweeted
Just got a DM from @fleshsimulator saying he's taking a break to get sinus surgery so he can finally breathe through his nose! Praying for a speedy recovery. I didn't know my video hurt you so bad, Thomas. Hope all the work you're getting done won't get messed up Halloween🎃🥊
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When @fleshsimulator has to answer for his crimes in court and is asked to take responsibility for his actions.
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QME
@roggers_kyle @fleshsimulator basically there’s this schizoid racist incel public figure who’s addicted to self-humiliation and coordinating doxxing/harassment campaigns against private individuals. this always ends with him/his “Army” making death & rape threats and an embarrassing public meltdown lol
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Are you requesting service by publication?
☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊 (purged)@PurgedMaoist
I want it publicly posted as images or delivered to the correct address. Not opening a file from the Reddit Riddler. Are the demands different than what you're claiming they are now, is that why you're afraid to post it? Post my signature first. You can easily prove I'm lying.
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@fleshsimulator How much are we betting that noass Strickland is gonna call the cops as a way to duck
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I am absolutely still fighting him lol
RIP Lisa Frank@BasedMoralFag
i think suing someone to get out of a boxing match after you agreed to fight them is pretty cringe.
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@animedode yeah but we did get what we want lol
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@ActualRustySim Yeah bro everyone knows that war isn’t about strategically getting what you want with force or anything it’s about our Call of Duty K/D ratio and phonk edits
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how in gods name did we lose we killed so many ayotollahs that they ran out nigga
𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘@AmadeusBolshev
"We lost in Iran, now we want to lose in mexico as well"
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@centpisssed well when they get a new one we will make sure to nuke his arab ass Toot sweet
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30 more days than the avrg baby rapist in Britain
Ferdinand@dfwferd
He raped a baby and got 30 days in jail
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