Agent Scootyboot

@cuckinguke Who tf are you? Are you funny? Wanna come to a comedy show? CHARLOTTE, NC I honestly have no idea when exactly…. Soon. I’m a regular guy- you know what pay me $3 before I keep going

@Andylynnpaynnn @duffield75388 @bobblegum67 @Truist Hahaaaa… Twitter marked this tweet as spam!!! I’ll give you my number tomorrow… it’s 1:55am rn and I just scared the shit outta my friends

@AgentScootyboot @duffield75388 @bobblegum67 @Truist Give me your number

why was everyone warning me about creeps on the internet WHERE ARE THEY ??? DO EVEN THE CREEPS NOT WANNA FW ME?????😭😭😭😭

@cuckinguke Fucking eggtart? What kinda name is that? My name is Sean

@AgentScootyboot nyo

I need more friends help

@cuckinguke AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

@cuckinguke Are you my wife? Prove it if so

@AgentScootyboot nyo

@agravesmistake Shit. Good point

Balancing

I’m like if a hopeless romantic was traumatized but also a pervert

@fruitpibble I’ve never done that to my knowledge

grown man listening to lana del rey

i love overwatch as a concept

@faget9261530128 AND WHAT IF I DONT WANT FUCKING SALMON????? What then????

my mom turned into a grizzly bear and forces me to buy salmon every day

@bettyjaws No bitch

shut yo hole nerd

@thewarlock34 Yeah. $3 please

I don’t have any passions or desires is that okay

@donovanhitchens Go ahead and try! I can stop you, pinky promise

we gotta start killing people we have minor disagreements with

@quixocticdee A lil bit, because everyone who plays that game is dumb and stupid

marvel rivals makes me wanna kms

@invisdoll Too small

i'm right where i wanna be

@invisdoll Ohhhhhhhhh

@naracideee That’s insane!!! Why?

oomf has a fetish for fruit flies going up peoples noses