Andy Pitz

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Andy Pitz

@AndyPitz

Dad, comedian heard on Sirius XM Ch 98 / 97. my fav comedian right now is Paul F. Tompkins. Most interested in comedy, wellness and friendship.

Rockland NY Joined Ekim 2008

1.9K Following3K Followers

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·23 Mar

We are in the honeymoon phase of our divorce

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·1 Nis

@anylaurie16 That's cool Laurie. Best wishes and good luck. Who needs all the bs

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·1 Nis

My kid is not a “tests” guy, he’ll be attending a community college and he’s fairly happy. Consider it!

felpix@felpix_

College admissions is so competitive, kids are just crashing out

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·3 Mar

@anylaurie16 So funny so far!

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·3 Mar

Hey pals, we have some fun stuff prepared for tonight’s Oscars.

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·6 Oca

@anylaurie16 Loved that one. Such a great audience and he made the best of it

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·6 Oca

@AndyPitz ”I’m not a loser. I tried. I’m a failure.“ SO PERFECT

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·6 Oca

A super great comic passed away today, Jim Short. I've known him my whole comedy life. Here's his Letterman set: youtu.be/URQwqpluF54?si…

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A simple man 😎@BabaDClint·2 Oca

I’m not sure what I just watched but I love it.😅😂

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Carmen Lynch@CarmenComedian·2 Ara

I just pardoned my mother.

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·24 Kas

People still make references to putting such and such "on speed dial" which is just so funny and great. It may never die

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·30 Eki

@RyanShead @TonyHinchcliffe I've seen Aubrey Plaza speak in roughly 100 interviews throughout the years and have never heard even a trace of any kind of accent until just now

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Ryan Shead@RyanShead·30 Eki

I have nothing to add to what Aubrey Plaza said here. 👀 Go fuck yourself, @TonyHinchcliffe! 💯

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·30 Eki

@TylerMahanCoe Significant change in my opinion of the guy. What a lame remark. Thanks for the realness as always Tyler

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Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)@TylerMahanCoe·30 Eki

Is this dude ever gonna run out of stupid shit to say?

Michael Azerrad@michaelazerrad

"Why would anyone read a book about a musician? It would be like following the ballet on the radio." — Malcolm Gladwell

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·26 Eki

In 2024 people are upset about what a newspaper is not doing.

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·26 Eki

"The world is watching", like we care what they think all of a sudden

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Tony P.@Tbone7219·19 Eki

1970: Wow the future is gonna be awesome 1980: the future is gonna be awesome 2024: The 70’s and 80’s were awesome

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·20 Eki

"I hate kids" says more about you than kids

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·26 Eyl

@anylaurie16 I am so into watching vlogs of people's Amtrak treks. It does look super cool

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·25 Eyl

wow, that looks amazing!

Amtrak@Amtrak

Today, we’re proud to announce the launch of the Floridian! This train combines two iconic routes — the Capitol Limited and Silver Star — and will offer traditional dining throughout the full journey.

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·18 Eyl

@topgunn_99 Ahahah you're the man Paul

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topgunn_99@topgunn_99·18 Eyl

@AndyPitz Just retired here Andy so I am with you 100%!!! Lol! #Clueless

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·18 Eyl

Status: Still no idea what I'm doing but getting a lot better at it

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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie16·17 Eyl

If we’re going to continue to along these lines, shouldn’t the man who impregnates a woman who dies because she couldn’t get an abortion be tried for murder?

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·10 Eyl

The best movie James Earl Jones was in is Coming To America #zamunda #king

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·7 Eyl

Having the thought while meditating "I'm not very good at this..." is exactly why I need to meditate

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Andy Pitz@AndyPitz·6 Eyl

Shaving with a straight razor is really fun if you enjoy visualizing your own murder about 40 times first thing in the morning

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