Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.

@peoples_unicorn @UDonovian @HeavilyRecruitd

@UDonovian @AverageSizeAndy @HeavilyRecruitd He didn’t respect himself so… 😆🤣😆

I’m so fuckin sexy.

@TraditionSarah Just got my 4th of July fit ordered. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy We know

Just a PSA for following me, there will be politics, random pictures, self depreciation, heavy sarcasm, and whatever hobby has completely consumed my personality this week. I don’t care if you don’t like it. Some of you came for the political commentary and stayed to watch me spend 47 posts discussing a flower bed & quilting. What’s a niche anyways?

@AmericanLictor @X9_redux Wellllll…. Can’t be doing that. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @X9_redux I would but it’s our three wives

I don't think the women are bold enough to wear what we picked out like the boys are...

@Ranchwater12 It happens bro. Pick yourself back up and get back to it. One day at a time. 🫶

I feel like I shouldn't have this coin anymore.

I’m officially down 40 POUNDS since February. 20 more to go, in plenty of time for my birthday goal in October. 🥳 And 232 days sober 🤗💜✝️👑 God is GREAT

@AmericanLictor @X9_redux Did you fire the marketing department? 😂

@X9_redux The term ‘White Ho Summer’ didnt fly with the marketing department

@HillsEmilyJ @6Voodoo I doubt they will, but that would be fucking sick. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @6Voodoo When are they coming out with a tank top with your pfp on it?!? 😂🫶

Me at every work meeting from now until Independence Day...250 baby!

@MsTraceyLynn @Sockquita The person that runs it, is doing an excellent job. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @Sockquita I saw u mention it in a reply and I thought it woulda been made by u. Funny ass shit. The wedding one had me dying. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Unintentionally celebrating pride month because @AverageSizeAndy’s lazy ass threw me in with the coloreds.

@thecavedaddy That’s awesome!!! Learn something new everyday!

@AverageSizeAndy Yup!

DO IT

@HillsEmilyJ @6Voodoo Hopefully they fit. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @6Voodoo

@ok_bishh @ClownClownypuss They aren’t gay. Lol

@ClownClownypuss @ok_bishh Turtle fingers?! 😂

@ok_bishh @AverageSizeAndy He mostly posts pictures of his gay dogs, fast food, and his tiny turtle fingers

@MsTraceyLynn @Sockquita Nope.

@AverageSizeAndy @Sockquita This is wild stuff 🤣🤣🤣 W T F.. is “Joshua” running this?

@JimF1981 @2A_Patriot_ Know what store?

@AverageSizeAndy @2A_Patriot_ EPS full size if I'm not mistaken. It's coming from your neck of the woods.

Hey @AverageSizeAndy which you have the Shadow 2 Compact or the Carry?

@ClownClownypuss @ok_bishh No fight here, don’t worry. 😂😂😂

@ok_bishh @AverageSizeAndy It’s just Andy All good, bro - he’s almost kind of cool

@JimF1981 @2A_Patriot_ MFer got the Holosun too?!

@2A_Patriot_ @AverageSizeAndy This is what I will be carrying soon.

@ClownClownypuss @ok_bishh The posts are protected. I just followed the account.

@AverageSizeAndy @ok_bishh Says a lot about you

@ClownClownypuss @ok_bishh I can’t see that post.

@ok_bishh @AverageSizeAndy sometimes you don’t look pathetic and tiny

@Al_B_Lawson @TraditionSarah Not like that. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @TraditionSarah

@HillsEmilyJ @6Voodoo Got 2.5” American Flag Ranger panties coming. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @6Voodoo