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@bionicleebonics @sighswoon this happened to me once except it hit my eyeball

@sighswoon the last time i did this it flung across the room and spiderwebbed my monitor so no not anymore

Do people still rip out that one part of a lighter

EIGHTY FIVE????????

if the schools won’t, i will!

on weds, one of the school age kids at work said her dad told her a war was going on and asked me to show where the war was on the map. so that day, i taught a bunch of kindergartners through fifth graders about the palestine-israel war and the war in iran, PG pics included 😭

4 year old just asked me why i like to wear skin color or black undies bc they’re “boring”

@OddDrifting Allow me to explain

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Elderly coworkers fucking love getting surgery

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

just say you don’t like tequila and keep it goin

@MichaelAgwuart @qks8t6f4dc the sega genesis 🔥

Not to brag, but i made this artwork completely from electronic waste

also FUCK @Ford they do not give a fuck about any of their vehicles except the trucks like both the SUVs i had were literal death traps

ordered a new car yesterday and i’m sooooo excited to not have anxiety every single time i drive wondering if im gonna make it to my destination or not lmfaoooo

you idiots are actually pissing me off that you think every fucking thing is AI when some of us actually use our brains. oh my god

@Medic_chan @blondehotcoffee the way i literally did this as a teenager. glacier freeze gatorade too

@blondehotcoffee You were supposed to use Baja Blast. That's what it was created for

hopital

Rest in peace Payless you would’ve loved this comeback

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

@NSFoperative @thedarkprowler this happened my sophomore year and they got rid of the soup buffet 💔 as if the soup was making kids obese instead of warming their bellies 💔💔💔

@thedarkprowler i went to school during the Michelle Obama initiative. the decline in quality was like night and day

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school