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They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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Blake Hammond
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Blake Hammond
@BigRadMachine
comedian. deleter of tweets I don’t like. first comedy special “Blake 182” out now!
Cincinnati Joined Nisan 2011
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We should start a gofundme for this kid the way conservatives do when a woman calls a child the n word.
evan loves worf@esjesjesj
Just wonderful
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Sure I lost my innocence but did you see the gains in my 401k?
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Everyone wants to shit on Pam Bondi but I know when I was molested the only thing that calmed me down was hearing about how the futures were doing.
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BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has now deleted the file EFTA01660679.pdf from the Epstein files? Why, perhaps because it's been partially corroborated by the NY Times in 2016.
This is the file that made multiple allegations against Trump, including that he would auction off children for Jeffrey Epstein at "Calendar Girls" parties at Mar-a-Lago.
Get this! The NY Times reported on Epstein and Trump's Calendar Girl parties back in 2016.
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Succession. It’s the best show of the decade. It’s also arguably the best thing HBO’s ever done behind The Sopranos. The rewatch value of this show is enormous because the cast, writing, and direction is perfect. Emphasis on “perfect”. It’s is a true once-in-a-lifetime show.
Kalshi Culture@Kalshi_Culture
Name a TV show or movie you would watch everyday for the rest of your life
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Blake Hammond retweeted
"The coolest thing about this: your kid's gonna go home and buy our record and you have to pay for it. Ha ha!" — Chino Moreno, lead singer of Deftones, to hecklers when the band opened for KISS in 1996
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Congratulations to Greg Bovino on his new office.
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Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage.
Read more: wapo.st/4qGOx8M
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence, it’s a Constitutionally protected God-given right, and if you don’t understand this you have no business in law enforcement or government.
F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli@USAttyEssayli
If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you. Don’t do it!
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Blake Hammond retweeted
I’ve already destroyed my own life, but if you’re pursuing a career in the arts, specifically comedy, I urge you to be careful when forming an opinion. You do not want to say anything that resembles an actual belief as it could affect potential future opportunities.
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It’s wild we don’t have anyone overseeing ICE when they definitely aren’t allowed to see their kids without supervision.
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It just get worse. Instead of administering CPR to a man who might still be alive, DHS officers were leering over the body, counting the bullet holes.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@ReichlinMelnick
NEW: Another declaration you have to read! Alex Pretti was shot near the apartment of a doctor, who saw the shooting occur and rushed to provide emergency aid as he lay dying on the street. They describe what they saw: "The victim had at least three bullet holes in his back."
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Why do people who want to defend ICE killings of Americans keep lying like this?
"He pulled a gun on cops."
We've seen numerous videos of what happened. Does anyone think this happened?
Curtis Yarvin@curtis_yarvin
She drove her car at a cop. He pulled a gun on the cops. Watch the way the lib, without denying these fundamental facts, sinuously works around them
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I remember you crying outside of bdubs in 2020 with AR-15. But don’t defend yourself from masked federal agents! How could you?
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“Why do you need a gun at a protest??”
- Guy who brought a bazooka to Subway
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