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@BlueSquanto

42. VP of Sales @ Wolf Cola. SHEINista. Chipwich Doctor. Former Legends of the Hidden Temple Contestant. Patron Saint of Crust. Crisis Actor. In the house.

Joined Eylül 2011

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Firm Handshake@BlueSquanto·17 May

This woman has been wrong texting me thinking I’m her boss since literally December 2018 and I actually cannot believe she has yet to realize I’m not “Bambi”

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REESE HAVOC ✨@reesehavocnyc·1d

they should have let sam levinson do the new harry potter

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hunter harris@hunteryharris·2d

this is how it feels to watch kyle and amanda on summer house

caleb 🏹@saintplush

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

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retro games@retro_gamess·2d

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Game (2004)

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The live audience knowing no context

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iris@T0WOT·12 Oca

When landlord tried to charge us $300 for a cleaning lady to randomly come and I couldnt find any other way for him to dead the issue

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PlayStation Nostalgia@PlayStalgiaX·3d

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001)

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𝚃@Rane3560·4d

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

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Firm Handshake@BlueSquanto·4d

People are upset over a Carrie bit ??

meg 🌙 IS SEEING HARRY@meg_velour

i just don’t understand why ciara did all this for the werkroom even with her explanation 😭😭

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Seth@seshysaurus·5d

Had protein bar for dessert

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Michaela@mimizima_·6d

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

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giovanna 𓃠@getawaykiss·5d

ai muito interessante como da pra ver quais 2 usam caneta e quais não usam

21@21metgala

Hunter Schafer, Alexa Demie, Sydney Sweeney and Maude Apatow at HBO's "Euphoria" Season 3 Premiere.

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:@sn0oozey·6d

We all have the one friend who’s basically a sacrificial lamb and if you have no idea what I’m talking about it’s probably you

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Daia@cilliwoo·5d

Oh 😌

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Firm Handshake@BlueSquanto·6d

trying to undo 15 years of bad posture in one walk to the corner store

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Thought my meeting was 1 hr (bad enough) but it’s 2 hours with group break out sessions

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sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley@boneysoups·6 Nis

there was a tweet like “when my boyfriend wants to switch up who’s Pennywise in our murderous clown roleplay” with the clip of Rosalind Pike in Gone Girl saying “no way, baby. I’m It” and I think about it to this day

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