Catholic Waluigi
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Dead or not, Greedo should be fucking cancelled for calling a Corellian "M*clunkey"
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@uncle_deluge @ToadTownPatriot Those aren’t nipples, they are just tiny little mushrooms that happen to be located in the same place as nipples.
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@ToadTownPatriot This has unsettling implications about Toad physiology. Do Toadettes breastfeed their young? I don't like this
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I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathing
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@EvangelionShots I can’t imagine what my mom would say if I had her watch Evangelion
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@knicksinthree @nise_yoshimi It’s so funny because in M64 you beat Bowser and he’s like “This isn’t the last you’ll hear of me!” and then in Luigi’s Mansion that dude is dead.
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@BolonelSanders @nise_yoshimi Bowser being canonically dead in this story is so fucking weird man it boggles me to this day
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not that im complaining because its great. but why did the gamecube launch with a luigi-themed survival horror game, exactly
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@lzzycy @pvceyfatale Nah. Caring about someone isn’t the same as attachment. If Obi-wan had undue attachment to Anakin then he would not have been able to fight him either time or accept that he had become truly evil, & would have insisted on turning him back from the dark side in the OT.
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@pvceyfatale Maturing is realizing Obi-wan broke one of the Jedis biggest rule “never get attached” but he did
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@FML_Ryade @yavinfourbarber Maybe! The film itself doesn’t indicate that. There are adaptations and material outside of the movie that say so, but within the context of film itself there is no such implication.
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@BolonelSanders @yavinfourbarber He read Luke’s mind and thoughts and knew it was Leia
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Meanwhile leia and the ewoks were sing ding dong the witch is dead
PaTa@tano_pA07
Who flashed through Darth Vaders mind in his final moments
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@yavinfourbarber I’m not even sure that when Vader realized Luke had a twin sister he even realized it was Leia. Her identity was never named or even implied to Vader from that point until his death.
His ghost on Endor probably saw her, realized it was that girl from two movies ago, and was like
GIF
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Idgaf that he cared about his daughter he blew up her planet and her actual parents
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@Nude_Gunray “The mask has become the man. I shall miss the face of Palpatine”
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Idk, I liked the subtle foreshadowing of Anakin watching someone die with their true face on display and not the disguise they hide under
Oil Baron 🇺🇸 🛢️ 🦅@OilBar0n
I love how in attack of the clones they have a character whose entire gimmick is shapeshifting only for her to never use it.
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@Arrrghonaut @uniquemoviemom Also, for better or worse, TRoS makes it so Palps knew how to transfer his Sith Eternal consciousness into Luke if Luke strikes him down in anger. So (retroactively) Luke doesn’t necessarily have to join Palpatine for Palpatine to get what he wants.
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@Arrrghonaut @uniquemoviemom There’s also the “join me or I’ll annihilate your friends with my fleet’s surprise attack and secretly functional Death Star laser” angle.
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Palpatine was a real one for respecting the 1v1 It's kind of a nice detail as Luke's not getting phased by Vader trying to lure him to the dark side but loses his shit once he mentions his sister.
Can we all agree that is the only true end to Star Wars
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@taskmasterfan Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the Chad Palpatine and you as the Soy Mothma
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mons pure SHOCK at finally being freed from her polite senate persona, the man who’s been spying on her for years is priceless.
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@YeFutureSaint Would Mari Mari Emmanuel’s church count as a non-denominational non-Protestant church?
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Are most non-denominational churches considered Protestant?
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@fromdusktiljuan I always read him as Italian but he looks like he could “pass”
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I be forgetting he’s been Black before “anti woke-ism” is killing art because no one gave a single fuck about a Black Harvey Dent in 1989
Matt Murdock@ZeroYear97
I believe in Harvey Dent
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@Avesvery 4. When he goes out to do 2, he’s gotta have stories where he learns to overcome his anger long-term. Struggling against doing things the Vader-way in situations where he feels it’s called for. Actually learning to become a better version of Anakin.
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Ik this is a hot take but a redeemed living Vader could've worked, but only if:
1. He's kept in a prison temple where he meditates all day and gives force advice to jedi
2. He's only occasionally let out to deal with some large threat
3. The galaxy is aware he killed palpatine
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
What if Vader was saved on Endor? Do you think he would have helped build the New Jedi Order?
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