TheActorBrianHowe🟧

In case you're wondering: This is a side project I and a bunch of very talented people have been working on for years. I'm very proud of it. I never expected "Award-winning Comedy Album Producer" to ever be a credit on my resume, but there it is.

But a startling number of stupid people did.

BREAKING: In a high stakes meeting regarding the war in Iran our Commander in Chief is falling asleep. This is a disaster.

Is this Public in the room with you now?

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

@Variety Also Brian Howe!

Will Ferrell Netflix Golf Comedy Series Casts Chris Parnell, Katelyn Tarver, David Hornsby variety.com/2025/tv/news/w…

@DEADLINE As does Brian Howe

Chris Parnell, Katelyn Tarver & David Hornsby Join Will Ferrell’s Netflix Golf Comedy Series deadline.com/2025/09/chris-…

@LivingTricks_ Theresa

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

The bread is fine. The ketchup is gross

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman consulted her portable GPS and shouted back, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You’re at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." The man rolled his eyes and yelled, “You must be a Democrat." “I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. Frankly, you haven’t been much help to me.” The woman smiled and yelled, “You must be a Republican.” “I am,” shouted the balloonist. “How did you know?” “Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are thanks to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now it’s all my fault.”

@OverniteJoe Not that I recall. Just Robert and Scott.

@BrianHoweActor Did you get the chance to work with Dennis, Max, or any of the ladies? Loved Dennis as President Palmer on 24. J😀E.

Scott is hilarious and Robert is a sweetheart.

Great news heading into the week.

Just a reminder: It doesn’t matter how well you serve the MAGA agenda. The second you deviate from the program, they’ll turn on you. Within minutes of Joe Kent resigning, he was being called a coward and a leaker by MAGA. Stop debasing yourself for Trump. It’s not worth it.

Dear @POTUS / @realDonaldTrump Meet 2008 Donald Trump. Listen TO THIS!

greatest opening to any film ever tbh

Tony Soprano on SNL (2004)

The winner of Best Casting should have to give their acceptance speech by self-tape.

I have a major complaint about ⁦@donwinslow⁩'s terrific book The Final Score: it ended. I keep checking to see if one more story has magically appeared at the end but nope. Thanks, Don. I just loved it.

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

So excited for you to see this. I had a terrific time working on it. variety.com/2026/tv/news/w…