Slowbro

Hey guys. I just heard about this new website called Twitter.

I just got my new Dex entry: The SHELLDER that is latched onto SLOWPOKE's tail is said to feed on the host's left over scraps. That is cool.

@Gyarados I'm sorry to hear that you have trouble typing. I guess I take my hands for granted.

@charmeleon I am sorry that you are upset, Charmeleon.

@Victreebel Not much, how about you?

@MiIotic I'd like to help teach your kids how to use Mud Sport, if you know what I mean.

@Tropius I hope you do well in your contest, Tropius.

Wait, so they're saying that if the Shellder bit my head, I'd turn into something completely different. They haven't released details yet.

@Shellder You bit me deep, man. You bit me deep.

I heard they announced the Gameboy Advanced! I'm looking forward to being a part of the 3rd generation!

I haven't found me in Pokemon Ruby yet. I don't get it. Can anyone tell me when I show up in it?

Guys, bad news. I just heard that Bill Clinton got impeached! This is terrible!