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To fight fake news and account spreading misinformation, i am making a DM group comprising of people who are willing to fight this menace beyond their religious beliefs, party affiliation & nationality. If you are that person, DM me and i will add you to the group. #Busters

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can anyone tell me a site where i can watch shows for free without a 100 million porn ads popping up? i’m trying to watch sex and the city and every app makes you pay for it 😭

@Uche_Gloriaa Cause its fun and feels amazing. Next question?

why are men so obsèssed with getting their díck sucked?

BREAKING: US and Iran received a plan to end conflict mediated by Pakistan's army chief. Plan includes immediate ceasefire.

@Amisha_Go The India which was praised all around the world, The India we Pakistanis were jealous of and was so accommodating towards everyone. This post 2014 India is a stink and it will carry long term effects on India as same radicalization did in Pakistan.

If you truly love India,Hatred for the BJP will come naturally.

@imkosha And to break working habits, i have a good job, like what i do, its non profit, but still as soon as i am out for a few days of leave, it is hard for me to get back into the groove again.

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.

@ByMerry20752 Last one is for thise newly turned “geopolitical war analyst” with zero clue about the topic.

Normalise saying " Mera itna Exposure nahi ha " , "Me zada bahir ni jati", "Ye season mene nahi dekha", "Me is actor ko nahi janti" , "Mjhe is bat ka nahi pta".

@tessysmitha Give better BJs, Tessy.

I see men who cum from blowjob as unfit . A healthy man doesn’t cum from just blow job alone .

Things are so bad that people are ready to identify as Ugandan but not Indian.

Fashion is a scam...!!! Be in shape and every Cheap outfits looks expensive.

This country has become a joke.

@AfiaDimple_ What exactly is the issue here? 1. It should be unmarried virgins who should be fvucked by their bosses? 2. Married woman should not be fvuked by bosses but their own cadre officers? 3. Bosses should fvuk married woman but not at work?

So many married women are getting fvcked by their bosses at work 😤

@Spamfromk We are consumed by planning everything in our lives and for dependents. We are left with no energy to invest / waste on ourselves. At best, we sit together with friends at dhaba in the evening, smoke a joint with a cup of tea. These cakes & confetti 🎊 mean nothing to us.

why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

@ustaanijee Enjoy the read

@BustersPK Bullshit oh my god they aren’t even doing any mehnat to make the right kind of excuses

Made me think of how we went to one of the ministers home on Eid and their daughter was driving a gov number plate fortuner to go to murree with family (without the minister btw). Made me think how a mehran wala has to think thrice before making a trip to murree but inke liye hai

@b_r_khan_ For me it is, others have a different experience. I am the person whose mind just cant stop planning things and for me travel then becomes brain exercise where i constantly keep thinking and planning. The only travels i find relaxing are my short trips to Nathiagali,they are love

@BustersPK Travelling is not overrated The feeling of being at home and a sense of belonging is severely underrated

As someone who has done this multiple times, I wish no one else has to do it. It is better to stay in the comfort of your home and familiar faces. It is also better to stay in your bubble

@_fels1 I would 100% falls for this scam every time, guaranteed

We should all strive to make the world a better place.

@OrevaZSN And if it can somehow manage to slap them through the screen, that would be awesome. Its in my bio to not send me voice notes and i dont even answer to them and leave them unread. IDGAF, if you have something important, text or Go F yourself.

My dream is for WhatsApp to include the option to disable voice note. When someone tries to send one, a message will appear that says, "You can't send voice notes to this user, TYPE."

Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes?? 😭

A very underrated life decision is marrying someone who wants a simple life.