⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿.

you're .... not?

oh i’m not third—wheeling.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸻┈ 𝓧𝐈̵𝐈̵𝐈̵ ،̲،̲@OPHIDIACIDE

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You are giving me a migraine.

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ᅠ𐙚 * 𝓵𝒐̲𝒕̲𝒕𝒊𝒆@photohaunted

i guess but i don't think it's as funny as calling him bert.

wesker could call you topher... realistically.

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⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. retweeted

⋆˙⟡ 𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙖@mothermuller·12 May

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢 𝙒𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

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@NCVAHAZARD treating you like a threat wouldn't be fair. especially since you've been cooperative.

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⁯ ― STAR-CROSSED BIOHAZARD.@NCVAHAZARD·4h

@CAPUTLUPIS well- i mean- it's more... you, not seeing me as a threat, let alone acknowledging me at all is what surprises me.

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@CAPUTLUPIS i gathered as such, but.. why. what did i do to be one?

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／ hi. providing that i'm not thrown into twitter jail again ... starter lengths may vary and i'm sorry in advance if they're awful 😭

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does this mean you're third wheeling too.

𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂.@DVLCINXA

are you trying to kill me?

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𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂.@DVLCINXA·31 May

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⠀ then⠀come,⠀𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒐⠀𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒛𝒂.ᐟ⠀let⠀us rescue⠀ ⠀the⠀ ⠀𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔⠀⠀𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂. ⠀

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yeah, that is kind of bum-like.

because he thinks my place is a mess. because i sleep on sherry and jake’s couch.

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Hype@_HypeDX·4h

Redfield siblings 🫶

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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism·1d

this looks like the perfect time to scream at the top of my lungs.

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ᅠ𐙚 * 𝓵𝒐̲𝒕̲𝒕𝒊𝒆@photohaunted

i cross my heart.

you 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 you won't get mad?

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wait, why is macauley calling you a bum? the paperwork is part of the job.

ALL THE PAPERWORK. MACAULEY CALLING ME A BUM PRETTTTTY MUCH. YOU NEED TO TAKE ME OUT BACK.

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ᅠ𐙚 * 𝓵𝒐̲𝒕̲𝒕𝒊𝒆@photohaunted

go ahead. i promise i won't get mad.

if i said what i was thinking right now, you would probably get so mad at me.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸻┈ 𝓧𝐈̵𝐈̵𝐈̵ ،̲،̲@OPHIDIACIDE

albert.

Chris.

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@NCVAHAZARD why not? you don't find yourself funny?

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⁯ ― STAR-CROSSED BIOHAZARD.@NCVAHAZARD·5h

@CAPUTLUPIS i'm.. i'm good! just- wasn't expecting this to be your opinion on me.

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