Call_me.Dearest

@nyacelcore there we go

@nyacelcore Fuck wait, it's missing the whimsical music! Calm down, nobody panic, I can fix this!

which one of you freaks made this gif

When will it be my turn to be sexy again? please inform me at your nearest convenience. thank you.

I'm so funny guys... *chuckles* like... yknow *chuckles again* Jerry Seinfeld um... actually wanted to like... thank me personally... you know for like.... for being so funny... ahah... yeah... im like... kinda funny *clears throat and adjusts super funny colourful 3-piece suit*

@GGYXNGSTEPPA @m0urn1ngdov3 Unfortunate oppinion. Which location have you tried because I know you can't be talking about the one on Dalhousie and Rideau.

@Call_meDearest @m0urn1ngdov3 Wtf are you talking about? I’m From Ottawa 3 brothers poutine is absolutely disgusting

canadians of edtwt what place sells your favourite poutine? mine doxxes me but this is from dairy queen ^_^

@velvetruine I need a cigarette so bad right now

I suddenly don't want to be alive anymore.

@yducknow I wanna run off like Alexander Supertramp! I WANNA GO INTO THE WILD!!! WE ALL NEED TO BE MORE LIKE ALEXANDER SUPERTRAMP!!!

the sexual tension between me & disappearing without an explanation

@gallintry eh u can do it

Can I ratio the White House on trumps birthday? Lol probably not

@FZL_1005 It is rare but damn does it feel good.

Talking for ages when someone asks about your niche interests

@rinn3rin Oh that is good to know, that is very good to know. I was worried for its health and safety there for a second.

p-chan wasn't harmed cause they have a helmet on

Wishing I had money for cigarettes...

Big sexy men on twitter got me giggling like a drunkard on a misty cobblestone trail.

@x_anitwt Oh my god, I know who needs to see this RIGHT NOW!

😂

@aesttics Grumpy pingu raction compilations are something I forgot I needed.

“i'm not mad” also me:

Guys, we are so back! I think the bell curve is up again!

@zakishiiro I dunno, mind if I try em?

huge arms are the best pillows, right?

I think I am becoming my father.

UPDATE!!! I FOUND CLEAN UNDERWEAR, THE DAY IS SAVED!!!