Cardinal Haiku

I’m quoted in this story about #OpeningDay and now can say I have had a haiku published in The New Yorker!

Didn’t expect 2 million views. Thanks to those who posted funny theories. No thanks to those who called me a karen or worse. I wasn’t even at the game and my friend who was there pointed it out to the usher to find out if it had significance not to ask for it to be removed.

A friend is at Busch today and noticed this on the seat. Anyone know what it signifies? Section 445, row 11, seat 22

Haiku - 4/12 - Red Sox 9, Cards 3 Pallante gets shelled. Series lost. But Walker gets his 7th homer. #haiku #stlcards

Actually she was wrong - ir was a sticker. An usher came by and she asked him about it and he removed it.

My friend says it seems professionally done, not a sticker

Haiku - 4/11 - Red Sox 7, Cards 1 Walker hits his 6th homer. Series of singles doth undo Svanson. #haiku #haikusaturday #stlcards

Haiku - 4/10 - Cards 3, Red Sox 2 May gives a solid 6, gets the win. Saggese’s clutch on his birthday. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/8 - Cards 6, Nationals 1 Walker blasts his 4th jack in 5 games. Miles exits early. Series won! #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/7 - Cards 7, Nationals 6 A pair of doubles from Saggese, JJ give us the win in 10th. #haiku #stlcards

You may be cool, but you’ll never be “Bob Gibson in a suit leaning on the Corvette Stingray he took home for being named MVP of the 1964 World Series” cool.

Haiku - 4/6 - Nationals 9, Cards 6 Stanek and Svanson surrender 3 jacks, blow lead. Nats plate 6 in 8th. #haiku #STLCards

Haiku - 4/5 - Cards 5, Tigers 3 Cards plate 4 in the 5th and bullpen holds the lead. Sweep is averted. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/4 - Tigers 11, Cards 6 Walker’s grand slam just about evens things; sadly, Tigers keep scoring. #haiku #haikusaturday #stlcards

Haiku - 4/3 - Tigers 4, Cards 0 Dingler’s dinger is all Tigers need as they blank Birds, win home op’ner. #haiku #stlcards

@TheCinesthetic Manimal

The cancellation of which TV show are you still frustrated about?

Haiku - 4/1 - Cards 2, Mets 1 Libby, ‘pen are strong. Winn walks it off with bloop hit for a series win! #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/31 - Cards 3, Mets 0 Pallante and pen blank the Mets! And Herrera doubles in 2 runs. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/30 - Mets 4, Cards 2 Gorman goes yard but Leahy yields 4, including 1 Svanson walked in. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/30 - Rays 11, Cards 7 May gives up 6 runs. Homers from Walker, Gorman, Pagés aren’t enough. #haiku #stlcards

@kittenaround_51 She's got talent.