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Mr. Deadpan

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: SOMEONE WITH NO FOLLOWERS COULDN'T HAVE COME UP WITH THAT ALL TWEETS ARE ORIGINAL (Chelsea and Formula 1 enthusiast)

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Mr. Deadpan
Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
Mick Schumacher saving his father’s record by crashing into Latifi is a script on Formula 1 can write. Unbelievable!!! 🎉🍾 #AbuDhabiGP #F1
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Mr. Deadpan
Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@lawrence_bury Imagine making a career out of slating footballers from your bedroom, then clutching pearls because Tom Brady- a sporting legend and owner of the team- dared to say something about Rooney of all people. The self-awareness is on holiday 🤣
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Dr. Sanjiv Goenka
Dr. Sanjiv Goenka@DrSanjivGoenka·
Intensity on the ground, camaraderie off it. Looking ahead to the next one. #LSG #LSGvsDC
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@NateSilver538 In simple terms: Nate is too arrogant to admit that he was losing the debate so changed the topic from arguing about the merits of holding an early virtual roll call to arguing about the merits of engaging a blogger (himself). A Textbook Example of arguing in bad faith 👎
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Nate Silver
Nate Silver@NateSilver538·
Dude it's the RNC and instead of driving your party’s messaging you're arguing with a blogger (me).
Jaime Harrison@harrisonjaime

Technicality?! Seriously? For the last few cycles it has always been a “technicality”for OH and other states to give a waiver to the RNC and DNC for their convention certifications. For the first time ever, OH decided not to do so, and that help to create this drama. As a result, the DNC acted in our best interests in May and decided to move forward with a virtual vote. The Governor called a special session to address the situation. However, the OH GOP decided to play games, refused to pass a clean fix, and passed a bill that included a poison pill for OH legislative Democrats. Furthermore, they passed the bill as a non-emergency bill which meant we have to wait 90 days for enactment. Meaning the bill is not enacted until September after the original August 7 deadline. So are we supposed to rely upon the good will of those same people?! Please. Don’t gaslight me! As for timing: Have you heard me say that we are moving on the vote next week? Have you seen me release a calendar on the vote timing? The only thing you have heard us say is that we must get this done by August 5th to give us time to comply by August 7th. There is a lot that has to happen in that period… rules committee meeting, rules passed, notifications sent, ballots sent & counted, notarized, etc. Maybe you should stop speculating and base your commentary on the facts as stated not by unnamed sources, but the entity that is taking the action. As for your last point… that’s just a plain stupid assertion from someone who follows elections. There are voters who turn out to vote only in Presidential election years. It is the reason turnout is higher in Presidential elections than in midterms. So to not have the Dem nominee on the OH ballot would be malpractice and devastating for turnout for all our races including a key US Senate race, House and legislative races.

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Mufaddal Vohra@mufaddal_vohra·
Ravi Shastri said, "Virat Kohli would have the most number of trophies if IPL was an individual sport". (Star Sports).
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
Ronaldo is so over it 🤣
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Mr. Deadpan
Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@elonmusk Or maybe the Community Note is correct and you turned the ‘inclusivity’ setting ON manually for the 2nd photo just so that you get content for a click bait post. Having a separate photo of inclusivity being turned off doesn’t mean it wasn’t On for the 2nd photo 🤷‍♂️
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Community Notes is both incorrect here and should not use information from a company’s website as the fundamental source of truth about their products
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Microsoft Word now scolds you if you use words that aren’t “inclusive”!
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
Cory after getting a 3 on Taran’s #BB25 stock watch:
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@ZacksJerryRig I think it’s because people wanted to see an ‘electric’ wheelchair
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JerryRigEverything
JerryRigEverything@ZacksJerryRig·
My face on a thumbnail vs Cambry's face on a thumbnail. whats up.
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@TheAthleticFC @PJBuckingham How can Man City be the only team that runs Chelsea close for player sales when Liverpool has generated more through player sales than city according to your own graphic? 😕
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The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC·
Chelsea are the Premier League’s top side for player sales, while Manchester City are the only big team that runs them close. Manchester United and Arsenal have not developed the knack of shipping players out at the right time. 📝 @PJBuckingham
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
Centre backs domino in progress 🧩✨ ⚪️🔴 Kim Min-jae to Bayern, here we go. 🔴🔵 Lucas Hernández to PSG, almost done. 🟣🔵 Pau Torres to Aston Villa, talks advancing to final stages.
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
Todd Boehly really forced UEFA to change contract rules after exploiting the loophole for FFP purposes and is now exploiting Clearlake's partnership with the Saudis to circumvent FFP and owners' test rules. The man can find a loophole in a blank sheet of paper 🤣 #Chelsea #cfc
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
@MattooShashank This caricature of ‘western leader’ Biden that compares him to the murderous and abusive drug addict Joe Exotic is way more disrespectful than the tiger. Also, I feel the economist just has a weird fetish for using symbolic animals for their covers. Interesting thread nonetheless
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Shashank Mattoo
Shashank Mattoo@MattooShashank·
"India is a wild beast that needs to be controlled" Is that what The Economist wants to convey with its latest cover? The use of lazy, "exotic" stereotypes to represent India and the developing world is rampant in Western media Here's a few examples and why it matters🧵
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Mr. Deadpan@CfcDeadpan·
HODOR protects West Ham fans from the wrath of the AZ Alkmaar zombies 👊 #UECL
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