Kissin Kate Barlow

these are the two best sports movies ever made.

Yes, I’m a woman with a Madonna-Whore Complex. I love Madonna. I love Whores. I’m Complex.

this is still the funniest thing to come out of sotr

Obama probably isn’t taking this well

That’s your pirogi (prerogative), and this is my onion (opinion).

im a normal girl with normal disorder and normal attachment style. i also have a normal relationship with substances and also food. all normal here.

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

"no pop song needs to be over 2-3 minutes long" is propaganda spread to prevent artists from repeating the catchiest hook you've ever heard for its outro for 3 straight minutes.

honestly, if some of you on this app tried hard enough, i think you could get shawn hatosy to join the savannah bananas

Reese Witherspoon: AI will replace you unless you get on board Sandra Bullock: AI will replace you unless you become its friend Charlize Theron: AI will replace you unless you are a dancer(?) Nicole Kidman: here’s how I decided to become a death doula

did the good doctors and nurses on the pitt every find out where the smoke monster came from? lowkey weird how they just left us hanging there with no explanation

in another life i was paul revere

the concept of olivia never writing drivers license cuz isa briones got cast as nini WOAHHH

BREAKING: Lesbian flags will be lowered to half mast for the remainder of April in accordance with this devastating news Please respect our privacy as we navigate this difficult chapter 🕊️💗

THE HOES MAD EDIT DROPPED

OH INJECT ITTTTTT

i cant even call it 'da pitt' anymore because thats a term of endearment and The Pitt (HBO) is no friend of mine

Fuck it, you can drink in the UGLI today