Colin

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Colin

@ColinHanner

writer & editor based in the middle of everything and that’s the tweet

Evanston, IL Joined Eylül 2010

1.1K Following546 Followers

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Colin@ColinHanner·27 Nis

Defying all other before me, I, this tweet, vault myself to the top for always and forever to become the coveted and treasured PINNED TWEET.

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Study Hall@studyhallxyz·4 Haz

Study Hall Member Colin Hanner (@ColinHanner) Wrote About The Origins of The 8th Grade Field Trip to D.C. Tradition studyhall.xyz/study-hall-mem…

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Colin@ColinHanner·3 Haz

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Colin@ColinHanner·12 Tem

An ump cam but instead it’s mounted to my uvula, watching me floss

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Colin@ColinHanner·5 May

expert in american-italian folklore here: this is likely the doing of the infamous Gabaghoul (sketch attached). he is said to roam the NJ woods, leaving piles of pasta in his tracks. this is the evidence our community has been looking for, thank you

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Colin@ColinHanner·21 Şub

For no one in particular but myself, I wrote about Emily in Paris & the ubiquity of product placement. (SPOILER: You will probably want to try a McBaguette.) …ghtbeoverthinkingthisbut.substack.com/p/when-brands-…

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Colin@ColinHanner·11 Oca

Screaming "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation" at the tv so I can keep watching shark tank

u m a m i@u_m_a_m_i

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

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Colin@ColinHanner·2 Ara

i understand he has a medical condition that compels him to lie constantly, but could they have made the staged picture + caption a little less like something from the onion

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Colin@ColinHanner·29 Kas

this is actually a cool investment, which means that you can't knock them for it

Molly White@molly0xFFF

according to a recent court filing, FTX owes more than $50k to a beach resort in the bahamas called margaritaville

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Colin@ColinHanner·18 Kas

if this is my last tweet, i want it to be about bringing awareness to the vulgar word function on google dictionary

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Colin@ColinHanner·16 Kas

This is what happens when Cuties start hanging around with the wrong crowd

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Colin@ColinHanner·2 Kas

Boingo airport Wi-Fi when you want an extra hour

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Colin@ColinHanner·27 Eki

Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase lookin a little different than I remember

R.L. Stine@RL_Stine

My new movie. In theaters in December.

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Colin@ColinHanner·14 Eki

GBBO baker: so for my showstopper, I’ll be setting off 50 pounds of fireworks in the tent Paul Hollywood: *furtive glance* hmmm hope that’ll be enough, good luck *walks away* Baker: so yeah I’m thinking I might make it 60 pounds of fireworks

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Colin@ColinHanner·13 Eki

@PFTCommenter does behaving like a "mad dog" constitute having that dog in him tho? something to consider

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PFT Commenter@PFTCommenter·13 Eki

Why cant my football team be owned by a regularly evil billionare like everyone else

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Colin@ColinHanner·12 Eki

hey man, you doing ok? i heard what they said about your mom. i think "pumpkin" is going a little too far, but hey, at least she won the damn thing, right?