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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
> Bongo is a superfan > Drags her twin into the tank > Bingo agrees despite clearly being less interested since day 1 > Bingo tries harder than almost any other contestant, all for her sister Despite her lack of interest and physical ability, Bingo is elite. #fishtanklive
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LukeDavidMurphy@LukeDavidMurph1·
@ekansLS He woulda been my choice. Don't think it was rigged. Remember feeling she was up for the chop and she had resigned herself to that fate I'm pretty sure.
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ekans@ekansLS·
Dont forget that prod rigged bashirs bullet elim. They called him down to the basement and told him to shoot anisa, I have proof of denied TTS asking him why he done that. I also sent him a TTS saying we know the truth & he replied "Im glad you do" #Fishtanklive
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@alteriormeego Isn’t the agreement with every contestant “We’ll give you the $50k if you withstand everything” ???
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alterior meego@alteriormeego·
james drake show. coddled. walked out of the cell early. lost the triathlon. production are going to rig his win. probably has an agreement with him going in they'll give him the 50k if he withstands everything. or they're paying him a decent day rate. joke season. #fishtanklive
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@vilerat_ Giving each of them a magical power like that would genuinely make this may more fun. Would instantly change the meta and discourage fortress arcs.
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@GoonTheHero @ScreenDoor_ Holy shit Landon going from hands in pockets to catching that is the most athletic thing I’ve seen him do.
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@Zumb_Zumb @JBARREXPERIENCE It does need to be a functional house though. The acoustics of a set would be fucking unbearable. You’d be able to hear footsteps, conversations, and general creaking sounds from throughout the entire “house”.
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Howling Fishtank Fan@Jason6842369881·
Instead of kicking all these deplorable freeloaders off, I wish they would just stick them in the jungle room and create a degenerate evil disgusting cell #fishtanklive
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Nife Ears@nifears94·
@CommentPsp Nope, kilstepped on the pants, and did a roll catch with the same move so she couldn't get up
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@LegendPlant @KikiTheGeneric @Beep_eepeep Agree 100% I just don’t think she did enough to rank super highly as a contestant. That being said, she killed it and made hilarious moments as production in S2.
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@FiresOfTruth why tho? I don’t see what he’d add but more Friend tank
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spooky@FiresOfTruth·
TJ was not kicked. He walked! We want him back! #fishtanklive
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@LegendPlant @KikiTheGeneric @Beep_eepeep Josie fans always bring up events that took place in the final week of the season. When you look back at the season as a whole, she wasn’t a part of any of the big memorable moments. It’s all just “Erm what the spruce” until production had to stop coddling their cash cow.
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@FishtankGnome You seen the filters he uses on TikTok? I think he just doesn’t want us see he his Junkie face in high definition.
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FishtankGnome@FishtankGnome·
one funny detail is that Alex B doesnt look at the onfloor camera because season 3 didn't have a live "on floor" cam, only corner room cams, production should remind him lol #fishtanklive
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@PattyFatty0 @Poloolpp So Falcons have never lost to Vitality? 0-16? Doesn’t exist anymore my guy. You’re arguing that because the game has changed, the current best team isn’t actually that good. Saying Astralis was better is a fine argument. But don’t pretend Vitality doesn’t own current CS.
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Patty@PattyFatty0·
@CommentPsp @Poloolpp So if Vitality can lose to them, it kinda implies that its every team is dogshit rather than Vitality are beating prime Astralis. I really doubt prime Astralis can lose to Falcons. They fucking 0-16'd Niko on Faze in their prime. We haven't seen any 0-16's from Vitality.
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ً@Poloolpp·
Counter-Strike is actually dead
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Patty@PattyFatty0·
@CommentPsp @Poloolpp Literally lost to Falcons during the end of 2025. I think it’s pretty easy to say it’s the other way around.
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Patty@PattyFatty0·
@Poloolpp Like legit name me one good grand final that vitality won after the first half of 2025. I've watched all of them. The closest was maybe Krakow 2026 and that was literally it.
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Brian@nqbrian_·
@Poloolpp faze cant make it out of groups aurora cant stop choking in playoffs mouz have no aura falcons cant win a tournament furia are washed navi cant stop vit paravision have zweih spirit only have donk mongols dont have senzu CS in 2026 😂✌️
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@orthodoxxtian @tankfan_3000 22 and can’t tie his laces. Smart enough to have a job he’s interested in but still working as a Janitor. His parents failed him.
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Jacob 🇺🇲@orthodoxxtian·
@tankfan_3000 hes still relatively young isnt he? like early 20s or some shit? hes still stunted either way tho
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tankfan@tankfan_3000·
Landon is stunted because he's a momma's boy, been coddled his entire life. 10% retarded having lived life like he's fully. Never had to learn how to tie laces or eat vegetables. When Production make him do stuff he protests in discomfort but once he tries he's fine #fishtanklive
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TAXPAYER@CommentPsp·
@tankfan_3000 Agree 100% but he still should have kissed Lara, he wanted to. He will get over the moral-fagging and kiss her or someone else by the end of the season anyway. Fishtank is in part a show about self improvement, and Landon realizing new experiences are fun not scary is his Arc.
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tankfan@tankfan_3000·
That doesn't mean he should have kissed Laura. But the way people think he's a child is sad. He's not an idiot and has has complete agency. He tells production no all the time. Him being uncomfortable in social situations isn't the end of the world and can actually help him grow.
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