Emmy red

27 days ago I started building an e-commerce site to level up my skills. Today, it’s complete 🎉 From Supabase → React Toast → Cloudinary → hosting a monolith… I learned more than I expected. 👉🏾e-commerce-site-three-olive.vercel.app/shop #100DaysOfCode #WebDev #ReactJS #NodeJS #FullStackDev

Reading a rejection email while at your job

We Igbo devs when we first discovered there is "import" and "export" in coding.

For every ₦12,000 bag of cement you buy, ₦6,240 goes straight to the Federal government through taxes and levies.

Vibe coders with zero AI or coding experience buying $200/month Claude max subscription and opening terminal ready to disrupt the startup world

THERE ARE MORE PRESSING MATTERS ON GROUND e.g The Nursing and Midwifery council of Nigeria has not issued certificates to Nursing graduates since 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People are stranded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sick of refreshing my email. SEND THE OFFER LETTER

There’s something we don’t really talk about enough. Nigeria is connected to some of the most powerful undersea cables ever built: MainOne, WACS, ACE, Glo-1. Billions of dollars of infrastructure sitting right off our coastline. Yet most of my mutuals and I are still buying 1GB for ₦1,000, and it’s finishing in 2 hours. Something is just so deeply wrong, and most people don’t even know where to point the finger.

Has anyone attempted to build a cyber deck in Nigeria that’s something I would want to see. Also would need a codt break down to .

so when the villagers were chasing the terrorist, the nigeria army came and blocked the villagers in order to protect the terrorist. God will punish our leaders fr.

“Step by step on how to pay your tax” 🤡 What about the step by step on how to enjoy the taxes I have paid all my life? 🤡🤡

This is a reminder that some people’s grandchildren in Jos have just been slaughtered overnight and they also deserve to be able to speak to their family members on a day like this.

No light - use gen. Bad road - buy SUV. No work - sorry but pay tax asap. No fuel - use solar They’re kidnapping students on route to NYSC camp - here’s a guide on how to survive after you’ve been kidnapped. There’s no food - replace tomatoes with carrot and cucumber.

Nigerians can’t cast votes online but the government expects them to file and pay taxes online lol

Ignoring all the “file your tax” tweets the way Tinubu has been ignoring our problems as citizens

After March 31st, you are owing the government 100k and 50k every month after. Well, Fuck you, and Fuck the government. They owe me Electricity, security, Jobs, good roads, standard healthcare, and everything else but you don't see me taxing them for it. Fuck you again!

🚨 CRITICAL: Active supply chain attack on axios -- one of npm's most depended-on packages. The latest axios@1.14.1 now pulls in plain-crypto-js@4.2.1, a package that did not exist before today. This is a live compromise. This is textbook supply chain installer malware. axios has 100M+ weekly downloads. Every npm install pulling the latest version is potentially compromised right now. Socket AI analysis confirms this is malware. plain-crypto-js is an obfuscated dropper/loader that: • Deobfuscates embedded payloads and operational strings at runtime • Dynamically loads fs, os, and execSync to evade static analysis • Executes decoded shell commands • Stages and copies payload files into OS temp and Windows ProgramData directories • Deletes and renames artifacts post-execution to destroy forensic evidence If you use axios, pin your version immediately and audit your lockfiles. Do not upgrade.

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Una understand “Nigerian police are bad” “Nigerian Politicians are evil” but e reach man turn e turn “not all men”. Goblins

Imagine I see this post and now say “Omg , why are you generalizing?” Or “Not all Nigerians are terrible” Or “Not every Nigerian government is terrible” That’s how those guys sound when you say “Not all men”