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Low testosterone behaviors: -watching Euphoria -calling your girlfriend your “partner” -describing something using the word “cute” -treating customer service employees badly High testosterone behaviors: -lifting weights -asking for a promotion -calling your friends for no reason -buying your wife dumb gifts that make no sense but make her happy -buying things for your friends without keeping tabs/who owes what -encouraging little kids to punch bullies in the face -staying up late watching Interstellar -taking random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

@PGATUOR There IS a solution.

43 days until The Masters

Mom and dad packing for that all inclusive trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico they paid for 3 months ago

100% agree with this take

Well I don't mind if you do

Jalen Hurts hanging with fellow Super Bowl MVPs at SB LX 🔥 (via @EmmittSmith22)

Gavin McKenna after realizing he is most likely going to be a Vancouver Canuck

There will never be another Nick Foles

All this snow's got us thinking of Snow Bowl pt.2 ❄️

Eagles will be going on their fifth OC in five years: 🏈2022: Shane Steichen* 🏈2023: Brian Johnson 🏈2024: Kellen Moore* 🏈2025: Kevin Patullo 🏈2026: *left for HC jobs.

A real beating

@Beardaknowledge Go birds

Its CHECK-IN time Eages Nation Do not pass this post without dropping a GO BIRDS... or it'll be your fault if the Eagles do not win! GO BIRDS! (p.s. I got Eagles 24 - 49ers 13)

@FDSportsbook Q-

Grade Tony Romo as an announcer, A-F ✍️

Go Birds!

@m0thernucker Go birds 🦅

im just so busy lately but i love yall and i still love my stupid teams even though they suck major ballz❤️

i miss posting on here

This photo 🔥

The Eagles offense after the “drastic changes” Nick Sirianni talked about:

A “Fire Kevin Patullo” sign has popped up on Pattison Ave (via @BingnearLarry)

WHY NOT US?