Matthias Lubner

Die Generation YouTube entdeckt die ökonomische Realität: youtu.be/z7mzgLOYOyc?si… #achtunglinks #KarlLässtSchönGrüssen 👌💪🥰 #dasichdasnocherlebendarf 🥲

"why do you want this job" i've always been passionate about affording food

This is the petty I can get behind.

Leute, Ihr müsst jetzt nicht alle panisch und stündlich die Nachrichten verfolgen. In ein paar Jahren wird es eine Unzahl an Büchern über den Dritten Weltkrieg geben, wo man sich fundiert und in Ruhe belesen kann.

Im Russischen Staatsfernsehen feiert ein Kinderchor, dass es kein Internet mehr gibt in Russland. Was kommt als Nächstes? "Hurra, bald gibt es nichts mehr zu Essen! Dann werden wir alle schlank!" "Hurra, bald gibt es keine Heizung mehr! Dann können wir uns warm kuscheln!"

This video was deleted from twitter by Elon Musk. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

Die konnten zwar mit den bisher bekannten Reichweiten ihrer ballistischen Raketen bereits die Hauptstädte von NATO-Partnern wie Griechenland, Rumänien, Türkei, oder Bulgarien erreichen, aber wenn juckt das schon groß. Jetzt geht’s um die Wurst!

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And magically nobody is talking about them anymore. Ted Lieu on camera: "The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped children." A sitting congressman said this on the record.

🚨BREAKING: MAGA is outraged over an episode of “The Pitt”… claiming it “demonizes” ICE agents. Meanwhile… here in real life… A sitting Chicago elected official, Jessie Fuentes, walks into a hospital, sees Border Patrol detaining an injured man, and does something pretty radical… she asks a simple question: “Do you have a warrant?” That’s it. That’s the “crime.” Because seconds later, she’s grabbed, shoved, and put in handcuffs… inside a hospital… for asking if the Constitution still exists. Agents were holding a man in a hospital bed, trying to arrest him, when his leg was broken, needed surgery, and was still being detained by agents, while lawyers initially couldn’t reach him. An elected official asked for a judicial warrant, and instead of producing one, they arrested her. They didn’t explain the law she broke… because there wasn’t one. And MAGA is watching a scripted TV episode, calling that “unfair” to ICE? Be serious. The show isn’t “demonizing” ICE, it’s depicting what people are literally recording on their phones. They’re not mad because it’s inaccurate… they’re mad because it’s recognizable. Because once you see it, you can’t unsee it… and suddenly “it’s just a TV show” doesn’t hold up when reality looks exactly the same.

Reminder that Mueller indicted 26 Russians and 8 Americans for working together to interfere with the election. All 8 Americans were convicted in court, but 5 were pardoned by Trump.

The whole point of the I ran nuclear deal was to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon without having to resort to war. Then Trump blew up the deal, started a war, and this is somehow retroactively proving Trump right? Quite the circuitous logic.

Yes, I am in Florida now. A year ago, I saw lots of Trump bumper stickers. Now I don't see any and this is deep Trump land. This is a good sign. Even ardent Trump supporters realize that it is embarrassing to embrace Trump.

Die USA wird Jahrzehnte brauchen, um sich von Trump zu erholen. Wirtschaftlich, gesellschaftlich und weltpolitisch.

While Trump humiliated himself, the United States, all Americans and the PM of Japan with the Pearl Harbor comments, PM Mark Carney pulled a Jake Ryan and surprised her with a birthday cake. Canada: still winning over America.

ich verspreche hiermit hoch und heilig Trump nach seinem tragischen Ableben mit dem gleichen Respekt und Empathie gegenüber seiner Familie zu behandeln, mit dem er seine politischen Gegner behandelt hat

I remember after hurricane Katrina in New Orleans the U.S. asked for help how to manage water I met one of the Dutch engineers who went there to help All the solutions he presented he got the reply: “That’s too expensive for us” But hey keep bragging you’re the richest country

Im Krieg, den USA schon gewonnen hätten, droht DJT wegen Meerenge, die USA nicht bräuchten, mit Vernichtung iranischer Kraftwerke, die zum Gegenschlag auf Wasser/Energie in arabischen Staaten führen würde. Kann ihm das irgendjemand als Comic erklären? Vielleicht hilft es.

in today's installment of "this rule only exists because something went terribly wrong," I learned that surgeons write "NO" on the legs they aren’t supposed to amputate.

Patient (crying): I can’t afford the antioxidant tea. Me, a cancer surgeon: What? Patient: Three people sent it to me and said it would help treat my cancer but it is so expensive. Me: You don’t need that. You need surgery and hormone blocking pills. Patient (immediately relieved): Thank you! Please y’all, RESIST the urge to send links to buy tea, supplements, “natural cures” you *think* are helpful to someone just diagnosed with breast cancer.

Thinking about that time Robert Mueller concluded that Don Jr was too dumb to collude.