Captain Planet

Luke combs sang Fast Car into Where the Wild Things are. Nothing else matters.

When it rains it pours

My big brother rode an Indian Scout, it’s black like his jacket

Alexa DoorDash me some cigarettes

MORE Rays 5 Yankees 3 DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

@erinm_nelson We have snipers prepared if he doesn’t

@CoryIsAwkward You think he’ll play that one tomorrow?

LOOOOOOOOOONG NECK ICE COLD BEER NEVER BROKE MY HEART

Me at noon in Ames tomorrow

Good Lord admin double check your work. Unfortunate that the Rockies have to play in Atlanta and then in San Diego 2 hours apart 🤣 could’ve swore Cleveland played the Braves this weekend

FIRST SHUTOUT OF THE YEAR Athletics 1 Yankees 0 DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

This is the only way I remember it’s my best friend’s birthday

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

In 125 seasons of Cleveland baseball, one man stands alone atop the leaderboard of games played. 🐐 With five innings completed, José Ramírez is the only active player to currently lead a franchise in games played. #GuardsBall

BREAKING: The Artemis II crew is now further from Earth than any humans have traveled in history.

Boy do I have some good news for you!

WHAT A THROW 😱