utd_roy
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Benefits of alcohol:
- karaoke confidence
- making weddings tolerable
- surviving office holiday parties
- tolerating airport delays
First Doctor@FirstDoctor
Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.
English
Scotland were stunning and brave all tournament.
Going home in a tournament where nearly every 3rd placed team goes through is no easy feat.
But at least they had yanks falling in love with them and their “patter”. Another successful tournament from the Scottish.
Bhoy in Red 🏴@BhoyinRed
The fans have spent THOUSANDS traveling over there. Some will have spent more than they can afford. The least they deserve is a national team to be proud of. Instead once again we are a laughing stock. And Clarke couldn’t even bring himself to do an interview. Rat.
English
@PeetePigskin We have something better.
It's called Rugby Union.
English
I wish British folk were into college football. They’re hilarious
English
No disrespect to Scotland but if England fans had this level of delusion of how we performed at a World Cup we would rightly be rinsed
Scotland has performed badly in this tournament and all their performances have shown a lack of fight
They don’t deserve to make the knockouts
English
@KobiiBanks Why decide between redeveloping old Trafford & building a new stadium - let’s to both and add some other landmarks at a cost of £6 billion
English
🚨 The United DNA
A creative vision for the future of Manchester United. From the Rose Stadium, the Munich Memorial Park to the United Way, every landmark in this, is designed to honor our history and tell the story of Manchester United.
The Architect Studio
Banks@KobiiBanks
I have a theory regarding the new United Stadium putting my creative hat on. I'l explain tomorrow... if i get the chance...
English
@malstar79 Neil just learning about the oldest rivalry in international football
English
I was up for Scotland as a secondary team but fuck that after their fans bollocks about us on here. Come on Brazil! 🇧🇷 #FIFAWorldCup26
English
@WeAreScottishFB Don’t even know if they caller knew what he was on about..
English
The Caller clearly still Sleeps with his Mum.
English
English
@ReturnoftheSK @RebeccaTucker85 Yeah if you like alkis, crackheads and dossers.
English
@scotlandscoeff1 Yes scraping through as the 8th best 3rd place team and getting shagged by Mexico, France or Germany will improve the mood.
English
It never rains but it pours.
South Africa's unexpected win takes them above S.Korea & so that's another group guaranteed above us.
Next up is Group E at 9pm tonight, where we need Germany AND Ivory Coast to avoid defeat.
If this group doesn't come in for us - it's curtains.
Scotland’s Coefficient@scotlandscoeff1
Well, Scotland have lost, and so we're needing four out of the remaining ten groups to hit the stated results. Next up is Group A at 2am. We need Mexico AND South Korea to avoid defeat. It also works if Mexico avoid defeat and South Africa beat South Korea by 4+ ....
English
Went to America, blew their life savings, managed one hugely deflected goal against the mighty Haiti, danced around at Baseball games to impress the Yanks and sent on their way home fuming with big Stevie.
Scotland. 👍
🏴ABE🏴@MRIRBT
Went to Boston, got booed out of every pub, in bed by 10pm, no beer left for them, couldn’t score a goal, and sent on their way. England.
English
@Michell02626881 @JackSoutar04 That makes no sense.. surely his 2nd choice midfielder would already be in the squad. The 25th man on his list is hardly going to be a starter?
English
@CrystalSeth8 @JackSoutar04 He’s picked those defenders!
Also explain this logic, Gilmour a starting player gets injured and he replaces him with a guy he sticks on the bench for 3 games, how does that work?
English
We gave Steve Clarke a 4 year deal before the tournament. FOUR YEAR.
English
I really am not looking forward to this Scotland game at all tonight. Will just be 90 minutes ( maybe a 5 minutes at the end we go for it ) of watching Brazil play it around. Will be exactly the same as the Ghana performance last night
English
"They are letting down this country on a massive scale"
@IanWright0 looks at Scotland's football vision and future moving forward... 🏴
🎙️ @markpougatch
English
@sarahwylie1 @itvfootball @IanWright0 @markpougatch He’s 100% right though - highest attended country per capita for football and the pathways for young players is shocking. They need to go south for opportunities.
English
@Boi85Billy @bealolufc I love stories that are just based on personal anecdotes because you can just say whatever you want - or so a waitress in Boston told me anyway.
English
@bealolufc Apparently the Scots gave them fuck all tips , went into a few bars round there and they absolutely loved us.
Done us a favour closing some pubs because all the locals came in and we had a right laugh
English
Punishing the staff who’d have earned a small fortune from our tips not getting the opportunity to do so because of performative point scoring and a few internet likes is more important 👍
Patrick Kenney@patsoraven
The Dubliner giving their staff the day off on England’s match day at Boston Stadium is elite-level trolling 🇮🇪🤝🏴
English
There's genuinely people on this fucking ridiculous app this morning calling us shit. 80% possession, 19 shots against the most haram low block you've ever seen, top of the group, but yeah we're shit 🙄🙄 should have just stayed off this app this morning, full of delusional knobs
England@England
🔝 The #ThreeLions sit top of Group L after two games played.
English
@CrystalSeth8 @scotlandscoeff1 Mexico will want to win and play a third placed side
English
All groups have now played their first 2 matches.
For the next 5 days, the final two games in each group will kick off simultaneously, starting with Bosnia & Herzegovina’s group tonight at 8pm, before Scotland play at 11pm.
Five third-placed teams are on three points so far.
English
Do Scotland fans seriously believe they will actually beat Brazil tonight ? I’m going 4-0 Brazil 🇧🇷
English