Dan

@D1995Lx Just a big waste of money when you really deep it.

I’m single but the thought of getting married seems fucking insane?? A room full of people watching me have feelings?? A first dance?? Why is everyone involved?? I just couldn’t 😭

@arocxo He def is.

This is absolutely !nsane man 🤯🏓

@duff_girl_ohyea The things we do for love. I bet it was worth.

I don’t like beer, tea, Indian food, football (soccer), I love the ocean, and I struggle with low vitamin D and depression. In hindsight moving to the dead centre of England probably wasn’t my brightest idea.

@AliceBunnyland2 Still killed it 👏

I went to the gym, I ate, I drank water, I went to my dentist appointment, I rested, I showered, I stretched. Why won’t my brain produce serotonin or dopamine

@AliceBunnyland2 You got dis.

Starting over at the gym again for the 100th time. We out here.

In 1518 the Archduke Ferdinand of Habsburg found himself and his fleet unexpectedly in Ireland, thanks to stormy weather. While there, one of his aides, a young man named Laurent Vital (age 16) wrote an account of their time there. It is extraordinary for many reasons >

@JediLauren Pretty cold here rn

@Gemavfcxo 30 is the new 20. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Yeah I see the typos in my tweets and I refuse to delete them. If you’re pure of heart you’ll read past them.

@abby4thepeople It could be worse.. I turned 36 today.

Turned 35 today, as a bit

@AliceBunnyland2 I'm 36 today 🙃

I’ll be 34 in July

@AliceBunnyland2 I intend to.

@Cull58 Better get familiar

You know what he’s right

i love lord of the rings because everyone is appreciated. bill the pony who left at moria? fan favourite. a literal siege weapon? fan favourite. middle management orc who lectures saruman? fan favourite. ent on fire who puts itself out in the flood? fan favourite.

@GE_Tesarkee Here to take over.

We aren't here to make up the numbers

In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story.

you will never in a million years guess what this is in response to

@duff_girl_ohyea And they think it's VINTAGE

There is a 24 year old with a digital camera at the party. What the fuck is happening.