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I ƈαɳ Ⴆҽ ყσυɾ 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑 σɾ ყσυɾ 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 🔞
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I ƈαɳ Ⴆҽ ყσυɾ 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑 σɾ ყσυɾ 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 🔞
@DISASTERMEGA
𝐓: 0/3 | Villainous Rogue Mega Absol | DMs: 1/3
Pits of Despair Joined Mayıs 2026
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@OneUpbeatGirl You seem the type to. . . Enjoy large fingers.
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@DISASTERMEGA Why would I dislike that?
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Why was this the only app Hanna installed on the phone she was lent
ʟᴀᴋʀᴜꜱᴛᴀʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏ. 1 ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ: ʜᴀɴɴᴀ (worky)@OneUpbeatGirl
The one and only #𝑷𝒐𝒌𝒆𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 post from Hanna! 𝐻𝑒𝑦, 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑡… 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒?
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@OneUpbeatGirl Her hands are still rather large.
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@DISASTERMEGA How—
Hanna got her the XL…
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@OneUpbeatGirl Sigh.
Well, she will still appreciate the sight.
Her thumbs are too large to comment, though.
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@DISASTERMEGA It’s a total mystery!
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@OneUpbeatGirl If Hanna is a virgin, then Absol hasnt killed dozens
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That is one way to acquire things, yes.
ᴅᴀsʜᴀ!!@wintertxsks
Looks like it! They can loom around some people or something, bug them into giving them stuff?
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@thornedtrainer Open up is a bit of a stretch—this was a matter of pride to her, nothing more.
Taking the mixing bowl, slowly getting to work. She may be powerful, but she knows restraint. She would take care not to make a mess.
Not one for talking much, though.
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@DISASTERMEGA Thalia turned back to measuring her wet ingredients. Working with Absol had her a smile on her face; she was glad she could help the poke open up a bit.
"Totes gently, I don't need to, like, powder my kitchen."
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She doesn't know what this #MaidMonday event is.
She simply does not wish to get her regular outfit dirty while cleaning.

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They are rather similar in height, then. Curious.
ᴅᴀsʜᴀ!!@wintertxsks
If Dasha's slouching? Ehhhhh, seven? seven and a half feet tall? Maybe.
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How tall may she be? Because the Absol is not exactly short, either.
Even if she slouches.

ᴅᴀsʜᴀ!!@wintertxsks
A friendly reminder that Dasha is 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 big, all over. That includes height. Watch your tone when you get in her face, m'kay?
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The fact that you always want me to fuck you makes you my bitch.
#𝟑𝟑𝟒@CLOUDYHER0
I'm getting tired of all these people treating me like I'm not a person. Just because I like looking pretty doesn't mean I'm your BITCH.
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@thornedtrainer " This is. . . Tedious. "
Her nerves have calmed about as much as they were ever going to. She made herself vulnerable, so she would just have to live with that decision.
Doing as instructed, setting the hot plate to the appropriate temperature.
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@DISASTERMEGA "Okay, so, like, set this on the hot plate and set it to 325. I'll, like, get the kitchen scale and we can, like, prep the batter."
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@OneUpbeatGirl I could simply go elsewhere with this, if you wish to mock me.
It was not my priority to. . . Relieve myself.
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@DISASTERMEGA Huff… Already leaking~?
Wow, you’re needy needy…
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@DISASTERMEGA Oh really?
Why don’t you show what those needs are..?
We can come to a solution~
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@OneUpbeatGirl Do not push it.
I simply have my own needs to satisfy.
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@DISASTERMEGA You’re really coming around to me, aren’t you~? 💕
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@DISASTERMEGA Oh you will~?
Promise promise?
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@OneUpbeatGirl That is news to me.
I suppose I'll indulge you this one time.
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@DISASTERMEGA Doesn’t every girl want an older woman to touch her?
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@thornedtrainer <— allowed the other to assist her.
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@thornedtrainer It certainly caught the Absol off guard, being suddenly approached from behind—her senses are usually more sharp than this. Were they thrown off by the environment?
It took everything in her to not attack the woman. But, her pride wouldn't let her do so. So she begrudgingly —>
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