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Rare weekday episode of “Do Man Stuff” We’re playing the “save yourself a thousand dollars” game by taking a vacation day. Water pump, tensioner, thermostat and housing, PCV, hoses, and a valve adjustment on my wife’s car Gonna be “one of those days” Stay tuned…

Super Micro $SMCI stock is down by more than 10% in after hours following the report 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

Almost one year ago in the post below I stated: “I bet the FBI will raid $SMCI offices and open a hell of a pandora box” Today the company issued a statement confirming 3 people associated with $SMCI have been charged by the FBI with conspiracy to smuggle billions worth of AI tech in violation of US export control regulations. Yes, so far only these individuals are being prosecuted, but if you think that the company had no involvement, I suggest to stop believing in unicorns. We know $SMCI has been cooking its books and now we know criminal activity in breach of US laws happened in connection with the company. Be ready for the full extent of the fraud to be official in any moment and for the value of its shares to sharply fall to its fair value: ZERO.

$SMCI Three Charged with Conspiring to Unlawfully Divert Cutting Edge U.S. Artificial Intelligence Technology to China “The indictment unsealed today details alleged efforts to evade U.S. export laws through false documents, staged dummy servers to mislead inspectors, and convoluted transshipment schemes, in order to obfuscate the true destination of restricted AI technology—China,” said John A. Eisenberg, Assistant Attorney General for National Security. “These chips are the product of American ingenuity, and NSD will continue to enforce our export-control laws to protect that advantage.” “The FBI’s investigation revealed that Liaw, Chang, and Sun allegedly conspired to sell billions of dollars’ worth of servers integrating sensitive, controlled graphic processing units to buyers in China, in violation of U.S. export control laws,” said Assistant Director Roman Rozhavsky of the FBI’s Counterintelligence and Espionage Division.  “Controlling the export of sensitive U.S. artificial intelligence technology is essential to safeguarding our national security and defending the homeland.  That’s why combating export violations is among the FBI’s highest priorities, and we will continue working with our law enforcement, private sector, and international partners to bring to justice all who take action to undermine U.S. national security.” justice.gov/opa/pr/three-c….

I will pay someone one thousand dollars if they can provide me with a picture of Erika Kirk pregnant

@merissahansen17 Similarly, Brigette Macron or Michelle Obama. Bonus round Barb Bush

I made a reply post yesterday to a Barchart post on AMC. Regular old comment. Looked to be getting some traction but stats not mind blowing. I wake up to find comments are locked. I can't even reply to myself. Tell me again AMC isn't a problem for someone.

This can’t be real. We’re living in a simulation. 😂

No fucking way....

Oh So they’re coming for blue collar jobs too Awesome

⚠️ CISA Urges Securing Microsoft Intune Following Stryker Breach Source: cybersecuritynews.com/secure-microso… CISA has issued an urgent alert urging organizations to harden their endpoint management system configurations following a cyberattack on Stryker Corporation, a U.S.-based medical technology firm, on March 11, 2026. The cyberattack against Stryker Corporation highlights a growing trend of threat actors targeting endpoint management platforms, particularly Microsoft Intune, to gain privileged access across enterprise environments. In response to the breach, CISA is urging all organizations to implement Microsoft’s newly released best practices for securing Microsoft Intune. #cybersecuritynews

@TheInsiderPaper There’s more to the story though….

Reporter: "Why didn't you tell US allies.. about the war before attacking Iran?" Trump: "We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

51-YEAR-OLD GOGGINS REENLISTS AND CHOOSES SUFFERING AGAIN @davidgoggins has reenlisted in the U.S. Air Force at age 51 as a master sergeant, entering the elite Special Warfare Training Wing after receiving an age waiver. The move places him back into one of the military’s toughest pipelines, where most candidates decades younger fail, despite Goggins already completing Navy SEAL training, Army Ranger School, and Air Force Tactical Air Controller training earlier in his career. Most people midlife crisis buy a sports car, he picked a two-year training pipeline designed to break humans. Source: NewsForce

NEW: President Trump greets Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi of Japan with a hug at the White House.🇺🇸🇯🇵 | @margomartin47

JUST IN - House passed a bill requiring automatic deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186

'We may UNSANCTION Iranian oil which is on the water, in coming days' — Treasury Sec Bessent 'It's about 140 million barrels'

❗️The leaked sample data from China's National Supercomputing Center in Tianjin includes a video of what seems to be a simulation of a bunker buster bomb, designed to penetrate bunkers and damage underground structures.

‼️🇨🇳 Massive breach: Confidential data from China's National Supercomputing Center in Tianjin has been put up for sale. We've looked at the samples — the data includes aerospace engineering, military technology, bioinformatics, and nuclear fusion simulations.

BREAKING: European gas prices up 32%

QatarEnergy Statement on Missile Attacks on its LNG Facilities In addition to the previous attack on Ras Laffan Industrial City on Wednesday 18 March 2026 that resulted in extensive damage to the Pearl GTL (Gas-to-Liquids) facility, QatarEnergy confirms that in the early hours of Thursday 19 March 2026, several of its Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) facilities were the subject of missile attacks, causing sizeable fires and extensive further damage. Emergency response teams were deployed immediately to contain the resulting damage with no reported casualties. QatarEnergy will continue to communicate the latest available information. #Qatar

Japan’s Finance Minister Katayama says authorities are ready to act anytime to counter market volatility.