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Wade Wilson

@Dedpull

Deadpool, at your service! Merc with a Mouth. OCD, Mexican delicacies, Grotesque/decent appearance (Depends on artist). Official #SpiderSquad member

616: Various comicbook series Joined Nisan 2010
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Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
🎵🎶It's me! Hi! I'm the problem, it's me!🎶🎵 💥 Turn offs: Not bein' a Spider Society Member (👀), taxes, misogyny, low ammo, Green Lantern, certain writers. 💥 Earth-616: Characterization favors Fabian Nicieza era, but knowledgeable about other interpretations. 💥 21+ | MDNI
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
Heeeeey @BrokeOldSpidey. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly. An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery. This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~ #MyXAnniversary
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Marjorie Keaton@secretwhisper23·
Meanwhile, at the Spider HQ foyer...
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Marjorie Keaton
Marjorie Keaton@secretwhisper23·
(The Spider bot watches Deadpool take the cash, and then it pulls the rope, making the box flop down harmlessly.) 📀Priority programming R3VeNgE: Running .. ⚠️ERROR⚠️Priority check R3VeNgE: Not satisfied ⌛️R3VeNgE diagnostic: Running .. ✅Conclusion: Bait works ❗️Incorrect trap +
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Ooohoo, lookie what we have here! An old school dummy trap! Awww, little guy has spirit, waitin' for some poor, dumb b@$t@rd t'take the bait. [DP was roaming HQ's halls looking for @BrokeOldSpidey to play Mario Kart with until he came across this fella. He squats down next to +

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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
of Washington's ain't gonna work-- OH $H!+ IS THAT HONEST ABE?! GIMMIE. [It's been a minute since DP had a job, can't blame the guy for snatching the bills]
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
the prize box, removing his katana to idly poke it] Yanno, gotta make it less obvious an' stand farther back, dingus. These Spideys got their Spidey-Sense an' eye lenses the size of Cap's shield, you're gonna get got. An' I know these Spidey's are BROKE as hell, but a stack +
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
My brain gets rescrambled once a day, be lucky I didn't call you Olivia Bagel Swiss Cheese Lover Boy. I gotta hand it to ya, yer still out here hustlin', living yer dreams of being more than a villain of the week... [Fake sniff, very emotional] I'm proud of ya, White Board!
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
HOLE-Y MOLEY! THE SMUDGE IS BACK! What are you doin' outta your cave? We still got like six more weeks of winter!
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
Yanno, SpideyPool is a HUGE ship, got content up the wazoo an' lotsa moolah being made off it. But where's the feeling, that je ne sais quoi of when a rarepair gets a crumb of content! MotorPool has one fan that's been waitin' for nearly a YEAR for content, give 'em that!
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332

Wade, you know I-- [Like is too strong of a word] --don't hate you, but now ain't the time. Actually, it's never the time. You should save those moves for someone who can appreciate them. You know, like Peter!

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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.
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Wade Wilson@Dedpull·
Numbers gotta be even!
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Miguel O'Hara.@2099Problems·
It's been 1 year since I've started searching HQ's CCTVs for ghosts and power washed the HQ Bathrooms. Been one hell of a year, team. Here's to many more! Be sure to stop by to say hi! twitch.tv/2099_Problems
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