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Just did this to a nigga outside the corner store

My favorite bluff of all time

When your mom no longer books you doctors appointments so you have to just ignore your symptoms and hope you don't die

When I hit the pulled pork with a little tonkatsu sauce.

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

Let me introduce u to the bad motherfucker, it’s a pb&j wit a blueberry muffin squished in it fuck Is u talking about

Finished wiping and then had to shit again #mondays

Refueling

The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created

PSA 10 Bin Laden

your honor do you ever shuuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuck uuuuuuuuup holy shittttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭