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@dd4nd4nn Shrek and looney tunes hmm

Heyo everyone I used to work at a movie theater from early 2023 to late 2025 and I have a bunch of 27x40 movie posters laying around Hoping to sell some, here’s a list:

@flasportsbuzz I get the strategy but dangerous game that always leads to failure

From the Stein Line's Marc Stein: "League sources say that Milwaukee has very much been carrying itself like a franchise in recent days that expects to have the No. 13 selection as well as its own No. 10 pick. The Bucks, of course, can only make a selection at No. 13 if they acquire that pick from Miami as part of an Antetokounmpo trade." (Just my opinion, but that's why I think it's reasonable for Heat to do what they're doing - calling Bucks' bluff by NOT offering every single asset they have outside of Bam. Many assets? Yes. All assets? No.) Dare the Bucks to find something better when certain other suitors know he won't re-sign there.

@teomeows Dude its awesome it’s got like stars and wars

@Denobal_ hate to break it to you, but I never watched star wars so that reference flew over my head completely 🥀

oomfies, I'm bored, ask me stuff (can be anything, even silly questions)

@PoorDesign @FR0TTAGEC0RE Peak fiction

indirect kisses

@teomeows Star Wars reference just was being funny

@Denobal_ wait I don't get this question at all sorry (in case you missed the prompt, the question has to be avatar related!)

@wayonma1 @Dexerto Not really the same but reminds me of the guitar player who did a coin flip with Ritchie valens for his spot on the plane and jokingly told holly like he did many times before “I hope your plane crashes”

@Dexerto Giving up your seat to a friend just for that flight to be the one that crashes is a completely haunting twist of fate

Oliver Tree's producer Victor WAO says he was supposed to be on the helicopter that crashed and killed the singer He says Lucas Frota, who also died in the crash, convinced him not to board the flight due to his fear of flying

We’re eating lunch together soon

@slowtiez I started watching him when he did toontown in 2015 I remember his first face reveal streams with a shit web cam I was ten then now I’m 21 going on 22 Damn

donación: te veo desde que tengo ocho años, actualmente tengo 20, y en un año me caso la mas honesta reacción de quackity al caer en cuenta que ya lleva media vida haciendo contenido:

@ian693 Sending well wishes

Not sure how this will end up. I’ve been experiencing fevers at home and had to go to the ER this morning. Looks like the bucket list Alaska trip, that we are supposed to leave for on Thursday, may need to wait. 😢

@dontcrycroft Like all my bets are off

HE HAS BETTER SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

@PopBase Congrats to tom zendaya and zendaya

Tom Holland confirms he and Zendaya are married. In response to the AI-generated wedding photos, Esquire UK asked him if he had to tell his family members they were fake, he responded: “No, because they were all there.” (esquire.com/uk/culture/fil…)

@envienotivy @thejeeksquad “Okay little minion suck dont bite” “ERRRRAHHHHH” “minion bit my cok”

@thejeeksquad also they fuck in a minion + gru costume on halloween

BTW this ends where she gets so nervous before the olympics she throws up and ends up throwing her birth control so she gets pregnant but still wins gold and her man wins a stanley cup his rookie year both immediately out of college

@NHL Panthers vs Colorado next year

The 2026-27 season is calling ☎️ Who do you see winning the #StanleyCup next year? 💭

@DiscussingFilm Featuring surf Dracula and arctic joker

Official logo for ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. In theaters on October 1, 2027.

@KaiaBrodbecker @NickWithEasyTag He looks Unsure

couldn't stop thinking about this

The girlfailure genie who tries (and fails) to ruin your wish

@dru_star @MiamiHEAT @Giannis_An34 So it’s gonna play out like Miami vices first episode where the bad guy gets away last second because of incompetence and flies to another place

Daniel rpk is falling for ai bro is cooked

@teomeows True

@Denobal_ I wanna, but I'd get fired

Co-workers are making transphobic jokes, get me out of here dawg