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@FootbalTimeX so canadians americans and mexicans aight

🚨| MLS has twice as many players as the Saudi League at the 2026 World Cup.

@Piicools U cant what u gonna fight for lol u got notice

my landlord gave me a 60-day eviction notice because she wants to move her family into my house. Can I fight this in court?

@jayjayr01 cherry picked the conversion rate u guys are next level scums

They also lied about weak foot 🤡

@theMadribZone nah dudes high

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: One of the SUPERSTARS Enrique Riquelme mentioned is KAI HAVERTZ. 🇩🇪

@Salibasexual02 @magicalsilva21

@magicalsilva21 ‘It’s our club’ 😂 😂 😂

It’s our club not yours. We’ll do whatever the fuck we damn well please.

@centregoals 😂😂

🗣️ Leo Messi to the fan: “Your pen doesn't work.” 🤯 The fan: “It doesn't work!!!” ✍️ Messi signs with his own pen and nearly gives it away to the fan 😭 🗣️ The fan: “Thanks, Leo, take the pen, it's yours.” 🖊️

@TheFallenOne089 30 million to jio he de rha tha shayd ye 35 mein le gye

Haa bc jiska subscription nahi hai usi me stream karlo tum

@polpo_6 @Bonmatimessi Thnx for correcting

@Devanshrao7 @Bonmatimessi Goat is singular. No such things as "the only goat"

the fact that the Messi vs Ronaldo debate still exists in 2026, and that a lot of people genuinely think CR7 has a case for GOAT over Leo is a real testament to how unintelligent the average person is, no offence 😭

@anubhavomg @infodexx u know what average means ?

@infodexx I am Bihari and my height is 187 cm. Looks like I have clearly exposed your data.

Average Boys Height in India 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 Delhi — 173.6 cm 🇮🇳 Haryana — 172.1 cm 🇮🇳 Himachal Pradesh — 171.8 cm 🇮🇳 Punjab — 171.6 cm 🇮🇳 Jammu & Kashmir — 171.1 cm 🇮🇳 Rajasthan — 170.6 cm 🇮🇳 Uttarakhand — 170.4 cm 🇮🇳 Gujarat — 169.8 cm 🇮🇳 Karnataka — 169.6 cm 🇮🇳 Maharashtra — 169.6 cm 🇮🇳 Andaman & Nicobar Islands — 169.3 cm 🇮🇳 Kerala — 169.1 cm 🇮🇳 Telangana — 168.6 cm 🇮🇳 Andhra Pradesh — 168.1 cm 🇮🇳 Uttar Pradesh — 168.0 cm 🇮🇳 Lakshadweep — 168.0 cm 🇮🇳 Madhya Pradesh — 167.9 cm 🇮🇳 Tamil Nadu — 167.5 cm 🇮🇳 Sikkim — 167.4 cm 🇮🇳 Chhattisgarh — 167.1 cm 🇮🇳 West Bengal — 166.7 cm 🇮🇳 Odisha — 166.4 cm 🇮🇳 Assam — 165.7 cm 🇮🇳 Bihar — 165.5 cm 🇮🇳 Arunachal Pradesh — 164.7 cm 🇮🇳 Meghalaya — 163.4 cm 🇮🇳 India Average Height of Boys: 168.7 cm Source: NFHS-5 (2019–21), Ministry of Health & Family Welfare, Government of India.

@ConnerSpeed6 if its allowed it isnt bannable

The individual that pushed the other car off deserves a ban. Straight up

@Kairavii_Rajput ai bhi galat he agya bhai ab koi accountability leta he nhi sab ai bolke patli gali pakad lete hai

Muskan Karia 's video Exposed GenZ 😂

@sr7284246894239 @viprabuddhi u are stupid man

@Devanshrao7 @viprabuddhi Tumhara baap ka parasite jo twitter pe bhi agaya tu hoga parasite tujhe bata nahi baap se jaake pooch

You can tell that these two are rich kids going to some private Uni like Galgotias or Jindal These people want revolution, but from the comfort of their air conditioned rooms The absence of any tan lines clearly indicates these two rarely step out onto the sun.

@sr7284246894239 @viprabuddhi abe dimag hai ki vo bhi cockroach wala hogya tera ? profile khol ke he dekh leta

@Devanshrao7 @viprabuddhi Bhak pakistani kutte

@VicksonLFC Check his header u will get ur arse fkedthen

Why do you think his Portugal teammates do not regard him the way Argentine players worship Messi

@sr7284246894239 @viprabuddhi

@Devanshrao7 @viprabuddhi Okay, bot

@YearOfTheKraken wtf this guys should be banned from x

What. The. Absolute. Fuck. It's a child this guy is talking about.

@kb_Egzon he is restarted he gave 2013 to ribery fine if he wants to give on trophies but what the fuck he gave 2018 to salah 😂😂 and 2025 to pamal instead of raphinha i saw all i wanted to lol

Un homme remet le Ballon d’Or à ceux qui l’auraient vraiment mérité.

@reeceollld just take a u turn tf

WHY DO THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS STOP DRIVING???

@TrollFootball bro rn it looks like u are the one barking lol

Football Twitter right now